David Elliot
daveelliot.bsky.social
David Elliot
@daveelliot.bsky.social
...yes, my life is a Kafkaesque hellscape.
June 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Here's one: an 892 can be issued with any office action on the merits and can even accompany a requirement for election/restriction, and may or may not cite prior art references submitted by the Applicant on form SB08, which is STILL called a 1449, despite the fact that these went away in 2012.
June 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
See... this is why men should go back to wearing hats. Real hats, not ball caps (but that would do in a pinch).

The hat tip, with a "Mr. Muren..." is the perfectly reasonable way to acknowledge and salute a person of recognizable status in public.
June 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
There will be other sandwiches.
June 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Maybe you are. Me? I'm a piece of shit.

...but I'm GOOD at being a piece of shit, so there's that.
June 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
They cooked the bulletproof vest. Which was also made of fish. Luca... was not a smart man.
May 31, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Order both, and a take-out box.
May 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Tapping into the sense of secret joy when cruelty can be wrapped up in righteousness.

"BURN IN HELL, MUCUS GUY!"
April 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Mercury is in all four - Planets, Elements, Rockets, and Rock Stars.
April 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Wait... nose?
March 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Right now there needs to be a TOTAL push to get one or both houses in '26. If that fails, there won't be anything like a free and fair election in '28.

...and I agree with some other suggestions I've read here that the Democrats need to hold their own counter-programming press conferences. Daily.
February 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Apostasy!
February 9, 2025 at 8:43 AM