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David D
@daveed75.bsky.social
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Film industry guy. Making jokes the rest of the time. 🇨🇦
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Honestly, also louvre worthy
Louvre of Bluesky reposting something that's just blocked.
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Felt antifa, might delete later.

#HappyHalloween #IndianaJones

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰u𝘳.
Me, as Indiana Jones, poorly photoshopped into a lava tunnel I walked through in the galapagos.
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Wolfie is ready for Halloween! And prepared to take out some Lex Luthor types!

#Krypto #Superdog #Superman
Wolfie, A pug/corgi mix, perched on an arm chair, ready to take out some evil doers. He's wearing a superman cape as a Krypto costume. Wolfie, A pug/corgi mix, sitting on an arm chair with his toy Krypto, ready to take out some evil doers. He's wearing a superman cape as a Krypto costume.
October 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I found what we need to distract JD Vance if we ever need to
An odd looking couch where the seams between the back cushions look suspiciously like vaginas
October 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨
The White House:

Here are the new renderings of what the White House will look like when Trump's renovations are complete.
An image of Biff Tannen's Pleasure Paradise (Casino/Hotel) from Back to the Future Part 2
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Why are you bullying yourself @raynarvaezjr.sucks
Ray's handle is a ghost, I guess
October 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I know for a fact that butthole is not an organization because I don't get emails from them asking for money.
"Turn a political post into a shitpost hy replacing one word with butthole. Why would you turn off replies and quotes on a post like this. But im gonna play anyway.
September 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Hard to say
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳. Omg, not the alt text too!
September 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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That's how you deal with a coup attempt
September 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Walter Donovan chose poorly.
August 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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I'm fucking trying over here
Stephen "Apocalypse" Miller
August 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Nice.

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I have 69 socks in 'Focus Friend'
August 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Probably one of these guys
A text exchange with a pig butcher scammer, where the scammer simply opens with "hello there" and I reply with a series of General Grievous gifs.
August 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Sauce Monkey says Listen to '100% Eat'
August 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Lots of Spider-man Brand New Day set photos going around. No one's talking about the real story.
Spider-man (MENACE!) grabbing a child's arm. Other top stories include Mac Gargan being VINDICATED, and The Great Mayor Fisk continues to be hassled by the FAKE Epstein news.
August 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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What's 'Mars' mad about?
Baby Hippo and a zookeeper, with an empty speech bubble over the hippo.
August 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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K.
Trump has a little prick. And we're all paying the price for it.
August 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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How quickly they gonna claw that back after this? lol
Screenshot from South Park: Donald Sadam Trump in bed with a disinterested Satan. Heyyy, relaaaaax guyyyy.
July 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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M'lady
July 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Credit to @jonstewartdaily.bsky.social on IG. #StephenColbert #JonStewart #TheLateShow #CBS #Paramount
"It is not the fragility of audiences, it's not the woke police that are going to be an existential threat to comedy. It's not the Fresh Prince, it's the Clown Prince. It's not the fragility of audiences, it's the fragility of leaders. Comedy doesn't change the world, but it's a bellwether. We are the banana in the coal mine. When society is under threat, comedians are the ones who get sent away first. Authoritarians are the threat to comedy, to art, to music, to thought, to poetry, to progress." - Jon Stewart
July 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Data and Lore debating how to interpret a strangely formatted block of text.
July 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Chad Kroeger "Look at this photograph" (A picture of a billionaire getting caught having an affair at a Coldplay concert)
July 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Look at this photograph
Chad Kroeger "Look at this photograph" (A picture of a billionaire getting caught having an affair at a Coldplay concert)
July 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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You mean Shitpocalypse?
July 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Jaws 19
Jaws 19 Hologram Shark biting Marty McFly .gif
July 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM