Gavin Weisenburg would be changed to like Weiss Gavin or something.

Newspapers charged exorbitant rates for classified ads simply because they could, since they had local monopolies. They set themselves up to be drastically undercut.

Needs to add at least 50 pieces to his kit first.

Does anyone over there know that you're not actually required to publish the dumbest possible take on any conceivable issue, and that doing so does not actually make you a brave contrarian truth teller?

It's crazy how hyperlocal this is. I grew up in Braintree, ate way more than my share of shitty New England Chinese food, and don't recall ever seeing this on a menu.

Guess that sounds better than“no one is buying tickets to my shows anymore.”