Man-eating toaster
@davecollie1.bsky.social
Popular singer/songwriter/puzzle piece. Head of the town jubilation committee.
Imagine sitting down to a meal at a restaurant. You order the oysters and after you’re done you look over and see Gordon Ramsay walk in with a bunch of cameras.
March 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Imagine sitting down to a meal at a restaurant. You order the oysters and after you’re done you look over and see Gordon Ramsay walk in with a bunch of cameras.
Not a chance in hell that he even knows how to drive.
March 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Not a chance in hell that he even knows how to drive.
Thought it was getting warmer but there’s still some snow so I guess it isn’t getting warmer because there can’t be any snow when it’s warm.
March 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Thought it was getting warmer but there’s still some snow so I guess it isn’t getting warmer because there can’t be any snow when it’s warm.
@timhortonsofficial.bsky.social if you’re going to make your cups paper thin then the sleeves should be mandatory
February 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
@timhortonsofficial.bsky.social if you’re going to make your cups paper thin then the sleeves should be mandatory
Big win for the boys.
February 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Big win for the boys.
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
February 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
Guys sitting around for hours just naming things that they like
February 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Guys sitting around for hours just naming things that they like
Are Musk and Zuck still fighting or what?
February 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Are Musk and Zuck still fighting or what?
Magnesium P.I.
February 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Magnesium P.I.
Can anyone tell me what this says?
January 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Can anyone tell me what this says?
Me: maybe I’ll go on Twitter today
Twitter: “ingesting hydrogen peroxide cures cancer”
Twitter: “ingesting hydrogen peroxide cures cancer”
December 28, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Me: maybe I’ll go on Twitter today
Twitter: “ingesting hydrogen peroxide cures cancer”
Twitter: “ingesting hydrogen peroxide cures cancer”
My TikTok feed is people painting old dressers and then other people stripping the paint off.
December 9, 2024 at 12:12 AM
My TikTok feed is people painting old dressers and then other people stripping the paint off.
Ok you know the drill. These guys are dangerous so we’ll need to strike quick. We’re going through the front door with a tactical unit and also just a regular cop in a windbreaker.
November 29, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Ok you know the drill. These guys are dangerous so we’ll need to strike quick. We’re going through the front door with a tactical unit and also just a regular cop in a windbreaker.
If you’re not wearing a hat with a buckle on it then you’re not really doing thanksgiving.
November 24, 2024 at 4:57 PM
If you’re not wearing a hat with a buckle on it then you’re not really doing thanksgiving.
My first post. Lot of pressure to be interesting.
November 13, 2024 at 6:36 PM
My first post. Lot of pressure to be interesting.