Dave Brockman 💙💛
davebrockman.bsky.social
Dave Brockman 💙💛
@davebrockman.bsky.social
Leftie, pro-EU remoaner, motorsport junkie, 80s music obsessive, comedy geek, frustrated DJ, education trustee, finance in the day job.
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#TOTP
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The first 30 seconds of that Kylie video look like when #Strictly has some duffer who can't dance so they make them sit on a chair for the first half of the routine while their partner whizzes around like the Tazmanian Devil #TOTP
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Oh look, it's Bjork's auntie. #TOTP
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Last time I saw hair like that, it was on a Beefeater's hat #TOTP
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
And that's when you need those massive Dr Whites from the 1970s #TOTP
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Can't hear "The Eels" without thinking of "Eels up inside you, finding an entrance where they can" from the Mighty Boosh #TOTP
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Going to miss the first #TOTP of the evening, but given that I'll dodge both Boyzone and Robbie Williams, I think I that's probably for the best.
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Neneh's lesser-know brother #TOTP
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I've got a Lego minifigure with this EXACT hair #TOTP
October 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
With one daft throwaway dad-joke, Tony Blackburn is instantly 100x funnier than a whole half hour of Simon Bates titting around in green screen. Class act. #TOTP
October 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Song of the night. Joan Armatrading more than compensates for all the pissing Boyzone and Corrs dullness. #TOTP
October 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
There's something wrong with your mirror, Leo
#TOTP
October 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
A man in a tracksuit attacks me... #TOTP
October 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
[insert punchline here] #TOTP
October 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Everyone else just saw that, right?

Or am I having a stroke?

#TOTP
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Put the lid back on, FFS #TOTP
October 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Celia then went on to give Courtney Love some singing lessons #TOTP #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
October 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Where on Earth is Theako presenting from? The world's most obvious green screen? #TOTP
October 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Celia Imrie giving Madonna some early career advice here.

#TOTP #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
October 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Fun* fact: I once sold a mobile phone to one of the Honeyz. #TOTP

*Terms and conditions apply. Word may be mis-used. Your home is at risk if you leave the door open. Keep out of reach of children, 70's presenters.
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Last time I went to Barnard Castle I probably should have got my eyes tested 😝
October 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
David or Mark? There's only one way to find out.... #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
October 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Oooh, there's #Sumo on iPlayer / red button. It's good crack...
October 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I know this is a bit "I wore an onion in my belt which was the style at the time", but I remember when a 4x4 grid of CRT tellys was the height of technology. Now you can get a half-decent 85 or 100" flat screen for under a grand. #TOTP
October 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM