I think it’s fair to assume that someone used the Monkey’s Paw to win the UEFA cup last year and this season is the reaction to that
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I think it’s fair to assume that someone used the Monkey’s Paw to win the UEFA cup last year and this season is the reaction to that
I got these from a place in Canary Wharf and they are fantastic
Pot Noodle has no excuse for their shitness when this type of thing is possible
Pot Noodle has no excuse for their shitness when this type of thing is possible
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I got these from a place in Canary Wharf and they are fantastic
Pot Noodle has no excuse for their shitness when this type of thing is possible
Pot Noodle has no excuse for their shitness when this type of thing is possible
Yeah I’d need Charlie to up that wage considerably to even consider resetting Camilla’s password on the regular
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Yeah I’d need Charlie to up that wage considerably to even consider resetting Camilla’s password on the regular
This chap’ll know
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This chap’ll know
Exclusive you say?
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Exclusive you say?
I mean, the man is truly class personified
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I mean, the man is truly class personified
Charlie Kane’s getting desperate with his attempts to sign a 2nd client
November 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Charlie Kane’s getting desperate with his attempts to sign a 2nd client
And done, will need to reheat when everyone gets home
November 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
And done, will need to reheat when everyone gets home
Meat all broken up and back in the sauce
With some more passata as it looked a bit dry
With some more passata as it looked a bit dry
November 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Meat all broken up and back in the sauce
With some more passata as it looked a bit dry
With some more passata as it looked a bit dry
After about 3 hours in…
November 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
After about 3 hours in…
Quite the yacht visiting the Wharf this week
October 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Quite the yacht visiting the Wharf this week
We better fucking not be
October 28, 2025 at 7:50 AM
We better fucking not be
Not proud of myself for going Xmas sandwich this early…
October 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Not proud of myself for going Xmas sandwich this early…
Apparently this is the picture stolen from the Louvre…
October 19, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Apparently this is the picture stolen from the Louvre…
I mean, what the fuck is this shit?
Just fucking boil you prick
Just fucking boil you prick
October 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I mean, what the fuck is this shit?
Just fucking boil you prick
Just fucking boil you prick
Unsolicited pink drink
October 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Unsolicited pink drink
Made a short-rib bourginon for dinner
It was pleasant
It was pleasant
October 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Made a short-rib bourginon for dinner
It was pleasant
It was pleasant
Nearly had an accident
October 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Nearly had an accident
Based on a tiny amount of internet research; I would rather we got Levy back than have this Brooklyn Earick and his slapable face in charge
September 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Based on a tiny amount of internet research; I would rather we got Levy back than have this Brooklyn Earick and his slapable face in charge
Taskmaster gives comics (not just stand-ups) a chance to show their creativity and ability to think on their feet under pressure and is one of the few shows worthy of its place.
September 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Taskmaster gives comics (not just stand-ups) a chance to show their creativity and ability to think on their feet under pressure and is one of the few shows worthy of its place.
Someone has never used a paint roller before…
September 19, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Someone has never used a paint roller before…
