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Dave Garrett
@dave2theg.bsky.social
Not as funny as he thinks he is.
Theatre, Northern California, Elvis Costello, tidying the house, petting other people's cats.
Today I am amazed by the power of satire. It won't topple a regime, but it can erode a leader's power to cower the people.
December 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Today I am amazed and happy that I live in a world with See's candy.
December 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I cannot resist enough.
December 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Today I am amazed by the filmography of Robert Zemeckis.
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Today I am disgusted by our lawless leadership.
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Today I am amazed by leftover pumpkin pie.
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Today I am amazed by non-artistic decisions that limit artistic choices.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Today I'm amazed by how tired I am of all the bad behavior. I remember when I used to respect the Office of the President...
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Today I am amazed by people who get up crazy early to run a marathon.
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Today I am amazed that the DOJ has been publicly weaponized as a defensive tactic.
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Today I am amazed that we haven't harnessed the power of snoring as an alternative energy source.
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Today I am amazed by the superior flavor of leftover Halloween candy. Sweet, sweet nougat!
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Today I am amazed by my brain's word salad when I wake up too early.
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Today I am amazed by sold-out screenings at our local movie house. Both 'Deliver Me From Nowhere' and 'Blue Moon' were sold out. 🍿
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Today I am amazed by the freedom provided by a cheap haircut.
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Today I am amazed by the brain's ability to fixate on a myriad of complicated ways to solve problems, when a frank conversation would suffice.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Today I am amazed by the cost of produce. Oh, wait. Tariffs.
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Today I am amazed by the laziness of internet bots. They don't even pretend to be clever anymore.
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Today I am amazed by the promise of new book shelves.
October 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Today I am amazed by the texture and smell of newsprint.
October 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Today I am amazed by my lack of amazement.
October 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
No Kings today, either.
October 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Today I am amazed by the amount of work-related trivia stuck in my head.
October 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Today I am amazed by rich, drunk, tech bros. They are no better than poor, drunk, rednecks.
October 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Today I am amazed by the difference that can be made by a new pillow.
October 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM