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Uncle Dave1307
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As you can see, I just don't fear death. In fact, the more time I spend on this app, the more I yearn for it.
this is the best dialogue in the movie
November 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I can't say Lenny Kravitz without pronouncing the K like the Jewish representative at the 2004 Racial Draft
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 AM
In light of Donald Johannes Trump being a certified throat goat, please direct your attention to the Jumbotron below
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Always the most relatable superhero
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
@desperado.bsky.social what movie am i about to watch?
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
John Cena wearing jongs is cursed.
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Today is the only day this is relevant
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses.
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Life comes at you fast
November 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Gotta go to the store real quick, someone watch this for me
November 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'm a comedic genius
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Last minute halloween costume inspiration, anyone?
October 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
October 30, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Free
October 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
October 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
October 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
October 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Found another relic of the past
October 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
They think One Piece is some mystical antifa symbol 😭
October 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
There was also an early version where Anakin was already in Palpatine's office when the Jedi arrive.
October 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Can you do it in red with a heron instead? Or even green/yellow? Like this?
October 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
also, a ceasefire apparently isn't a ceasefire either
October 16, 2025 at 10:10 AM