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Dave Daints
@dave-daints.bsky.social
Was dave.daints on Twitter.
Seeing what it's like on here.
Still a bulbous pisser....
New toy car.. Lancia Delta S4. One of the most terrifying cars ever.
Only Henri Toivonen could drive it. Until it killed him.
January 6, 2026 at 12:14 PM
20 wickets! What on earth is this pitch? #ashes
December 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Been giving blood readers. The fckry i had to go through to do this was unbeleivable.
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Xmas flavours..
Garlic bread?
December 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Beaten up by a YouTuber with pink gloves and shocking technique. 😃
He's failed to make the step up from beating up small women.
December 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
3rd-hand Ben Stokes spot. Seen here having politely opened the gate for a mate-of-a-mate down Noosa.
December 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Having egg n chips for lunch readers.
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Just finished re-reading The Book 10-15 years after securing a rare copy for a lot of £.
Superb.
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Mrs out of town so having a slapup Nandos on me tod.
This plus thighs & chips makes for a lovely dinner. Cashed in red reward & paid under £12. I'll never stop loving Nando's
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Wtf 22:00 weather
October 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Fck right off Amazon.
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Was reading the reviews and there's one from my friend Pete in 2010. 'The book' sent him to India mahseer fishing and thats where I met him. I bought the book on his recommendation. He has since passed away and seeing that review has given me a tear in my eye.

www.amazon.co.uk/Somewhere-Do...
October 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Fire safety people coming round for inspection here today.
October 16, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Anyone know what tool i need to operate this wierd external stopcock? #plumbing
All the stop tap keys i see are for the normal crutch-head tap type stoptaps.
October 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Other people like him then.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
October 12, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Chimney chim chereee. Chimney sweep's rod sticking out 😃
September 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Guess who's been done for ACCIDENTALLY stealing prescriptions..

AGAIN
September 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
September 23, 2025 at 7:40 AM
September 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Very cool Japanese import Mazda pickup in Norwich today.
September 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Going to a wedding today. I have bought a linen suit for the occasion so I'll be the one looking like Richie Benaud.
September 12, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Had my roof done with scaffolding and also did some much needed painting of upstairs exterior wood myself. Looks decent.
(Disgraceful bottom half of house not pictured)
September 4, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Is it tennis?
August 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
"Mohammed “the Demon” Siraj, who really is the most lovable maniac in sport"
www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/a...
August 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
August 3, 2025 at 10:28 AM