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CREATURE FROM THE SLACK CHATROOM
@dauntus.bsky.social
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pseudorevolutionary, all failed praxes are my own.
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A screenshot from Clues By Sam, stating "No cop has an innocent above them."
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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The drinking bird works the release valve that keeps the Springfield nuclear power plant from melting down.
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Commentary from the Onion: Why do all these homosexuals keep sticking my cock?
October 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I cannot emphasize enough just how strongly I agree with this sentiment. There's only one politica fight that matters now, and it's brunch. Everything else can wait
October 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Elon with long hair, and a long leather coat with more buckles than style.
October 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Top panel: a suspicious goose asks which information? Bottom panel: the goose asks again, angrily, chasing her interlocutor and calling them a motherfucker.
September 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Look at how they massacred my universal 3.5mm stereo and microphone jack, with *decades* of durable equipment designed for it, mourns Don Corleone.
September 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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The fuck is this enshittification @googledocs.bsky.social ?
A pop-up telling me that the option I just selected from the edit menu isn't available in the edit menu I just selected from, and to use keyboard shortcuts instead, like I'm not selecting from the edit menu because one hand is on the fucking mouse.
September 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Charlie Kirk, in diapers.
September 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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No new pictures, where are you mentally
Having bet against the inevitable, Krusty the Clown laments his faulty reasoning, complaining the Generals were due a W against the Harlem Globetrotters.
August 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Nothing but respect for my president.
Gavin, from Kids In The Hall.
August 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Reminded me of the Mr. Incredible meme.
A toad casts its eyes down in sad contemplation, imploring you to "shut the fuck up. Please shut the fuck up"
August 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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DJ Crazytimes looks in on the proceedings with intense approval.
August 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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The above screencap cropped to say just "Elon Musk lmao" and Grok's reply "fair point."
August 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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A headline from the Onion that reads "Tape Dispensed," from September 1999.
August 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Simpsons predicted it
Krusty the Clown thought the Generals were due a victory too.
August 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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3. Pace Picante Politics
Bluesky Trends: 1. Texas Politics 2. New York Politics
August 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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My favorite doctor and companion
An extreme closeup of Dr. Hibbert and his terrifying device sporting 9 needles about 4 inches long.
August 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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My reply to a now-blocked post says, "With allies like this, who needs Labour"
August 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Smudge the argumentative cat sees two irreconcilable truths.
July 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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4/5 of these trends are about gay people getting fucked over.
Bluesky trends 1. Oklahoma Education (homophone Ryan Walters busted watching porn at a work meeting) 2. Itch.io Guidelines (the site banned NSFW material to placate a bunch of reactionary prudes) 3. South Park (the cartoon made a lot of dick jokes, and depicted Satan in a sexual relationship with Donald Trump) 4. Caturday (kitties!) 5. George Santos (a gay crook going to prison, he's actually getting his just desserts, but he's small time compared to most everyone else in Congress).
July 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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A small black and white dog wearing a monster costume (over a police costume)
July 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Smudge the cat considers the infinite possibilities and breaks space-time.
July 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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"They Like Itchy. They like Scratchy. One kid seems to love the Speedo Man. What more do they want?" asks one more Simpsons character faced with the fickleness of the American consumer.
July 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Grandpa Simpson reiterates the beautiful fact that he has had sex.
July 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM