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Maturity is what happens when one learns to only give a fuck about things that are truly fuckworthy
I went away for the weekend but I returned yesterday . This was not the original plan .. but whilst I may be late I’m always worth the wait 😐
August 22, 2024 at 9:50 AM
I’m away this weekend . So if you need to get in touch with me urgently… . I
don’t care 😐

I’ve only known you people for a week . Perspective is eveything .
August 18, 2024 at 9:29 AM
So happy that the Premier League is back ….so we can watch City win “ the most competitive league in the world “ for the 45th time in a row

Loving the jeopardy 👍
August 16, 2024 at 8:28 AM
My actual name is Joe btw but most people call me a disgrace
August 16, 2024 at 7:54 AM
I’m excited to hear about all your plans for the weekend 😀

Actually I’m not that excited but this is “social “ media so I have to make some attempt at being social
August 16, 2024 at 7:46 AM
As I go through the feed I really wish some people would lighten up just a little bit

Anyone would think social media was invented to give people a voice and put this world to rights

We all know it was created by frat boys wanting to hook up
August 16, 2024 at 7:40 AM
I’d like to wish ALL my followers a fabulous weekend 🥳

Everyone else .. .. not so much 😐
August 16, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Well good morning all🖐️ . It’s Friday and I haven’t been this excited about a Friday since practically every other Friday I’ve ever experienced
a man with a beard is making a funny face and saying `` time to get lit '' in a kitchen .
ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face and saying `` time to get lit '' in a kitchen .
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August 16, 2024 at 7:32 AM
I have a young lady coming round for dinner tomorrow night . So just wondering if you guys can suggest something that looks incredibly impressive / almost pretentious but literally takes 10 minutes to make . Thanks 👍
August 15, 2024 at 5:44 PM
If you could post something insanely profound on this platform that would forever change and impact the trajectory of mankind .. it still wouldn’t get as many likes as a pic of a cute cat called Mr Fluffy
August 15, 2024 at 5:34 PM
I guess the one thing I do greatly admire about cats is their supreme sense of entitlement . Its almost endearing

…almost 🙄
August 15, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Well if you can’t beat them join them . Boots is not actually my cat but he likes hanging out with me for some warped reason only he will ever understand 👍
August 15, 2024 at 5:06 PM
It’s slightly suspicious how 95% of the people on this platform apparently write for The Guardian or The New York Post 🤔
August 15, 2024 at 4:37 PM
If you put politicians in charge of the Sahara desert.. . within 3 years there wouldn’t be any sand left
August 15, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Contrary to popular opinion I do take life seriously

It’s just that I ration the amount of time I take it seriously to an hour each day 😐
August 15, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Honestly I just don’t understand why we can’t stop hating on each other and just get along .

There’s way to much negative energy in the world & granted quite a lot of stupidity too….but let’s focus less on race , creed , religion and all that stuff and focus more on hanging out & drinking shots 🥃
August 15, 2024 at 4:09 PM
I came to the UK on a boat 2 weeks ago ..

But no is hating on me because it was The Isle of Man Ferry
August 15, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Have you ever noticed that the word KARMA is spelt
F U C K Y O U
a man and a woman are sitting next to each other in a bedroom .
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting next to each other in a bedroom .
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August 15, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Btw I believe in the power of therapy , I really do

But screaming FUCK at the top of your lungs for 10 mins straight not only achieves a faster result but it’s also a lot cheaper
August 15, 2024 at 2:27 PM
If I wasn’t me I’d follow me because ..

Just because ….
August 15, 2024 at 2:18 PM
In a frankly awkward exchange at a team building event , I was asked to describe my personality using meteorological references only

So I replied “ sunny mixed with hurricane “
August 15, 2024 at 2:06 PM
One of the things that people complain the most about on Twitter is the lack of interaction

Now I’m on Bluesky I expect to be deluged ..
a close up of a stuffed monkey with a green shirt and a sticker that says $ kto
ALT: a close up of a stuffed monkey with a green shirt and a sticker that says $ kto
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August 15, 2024 at 12:07 PM
It’s amusing that you migrate to another social media platform ….and the biggest topic of conversation is why you left the last one 😐
August 15, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Question : Could you be in a relationship with someone who expects you to pay for eveything even if they are extraordinarily fit 🤔

For our American cousins the word ‘fit ‘ in this context is UK slang for bootylicious 😐
August 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
I’m not sure how many millions have been spent looking for intelligent life on other planets

Maybe a fraction could have been spent looking for intelligent life on X
August 15, 2024 at 9:46 AM