Me
@datruth.bsky.social
Maturity is what happens when one learns to only give a fuck about things that are truly fuckworthy
I went away for the weekend but I returned yesterday . This was not the original plan .. but whilst I may be late I’m always worth the wait 😐
August 22, 2024 at 9:50 AM
I went away for the weekend but I returned yesterday . This was not the original plan .. but whilst I may be late I’m always worth the wait 😐
I’m away this weekend . So if you need to get in touch with me urgently… . I
don’t care 😐
I’ve only known you people for a week . Perspective is eveything .
don’t care 😐
I’ve only known you people for a week . Perspective is eveything .
August 18, 2024 at 9:29 AM
I’m away this weekend . So if you need to get in touch with me urgently… . I
don’t care 😐
I’ve only known you people for a week . Perspective is eveything .
don’t care 😐
I’ve only known you people for a week . Perspective is eveything .
So happy that the Premier League is back ….so we can watch City win “ the most competitive league in the world “ for the 45th time in a row
Loving the jeopardy 👍
Loving the jeopardy 👍
August 16, 2024 at 8:28 AM
So happy that the Premier League is back ….so we can watch City win “ the most competitive league in the world “ for the 45th time in a row
Loving the jeopardy 👍
Loving the jeopardy 👍
My actual name is Joe btw but most people call me a disgrace
August 16, 2024 at 7:54 AM
My actual name is Joe btw but most people call me a disgrace
I’m excited to hear about all your plans for the weekend 😀
Actually I’m not that excited but this is “social “ media so I have to make some attempt at being social
Actually I’m not that excited but this is “social “ media so I have to make some attempt at being social
August 16, 2024 at 7:46 AM
I’m excited to hear about all your plans for the weekend 😀
Actually I’m not that excited but this is “social “ media so I have to make some attempt at being social
Actually I’m not that excited but this is “social “ media so I have to make some attempt at being social
As I go through the feed I really wish some people would lighten up just a little bit
Anyone would think social media was invented to give people a voice and put this world to rights
We all know it was created by frat boys wanting to hook up
Anyone would think social media was invented to give people a voice and put this world to rights
We all know it was created by frat boys wanting to hook up
August 16, 2024 at 7:40 AM
As I go through the feed I really wish some people would lighten up just a little bit
Anyone would think social media was invented to give people a voice and put this world to rights
We all know it was created by frat boys wanting to hook up
Anyone would think social media was invented to give people a voice and put this world to rights
We all know it was created by frat boys wanting to hook up
I’d like to wish ALL my followers a fabulous weekend 🥳
Everyone else .. .. not so much 😐
Everyone else .. .. not so much 😐
August 16, 2024 at 7:34 AM
I’d like to wish ALL my followers a fabulous weekend 🥳
Everyone else .. .. not so much 😐
Everyone else .. .. not so much 😐
Well good morning all🖐️ . It’s Friday and I haven’t been this excited about a Friday since practically every other Friday I’ve ever experienced
a man with a beard is making a funny face and saying `` time to get lit '' in a kitchen .
ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face and saying `` time to get lit '' in a kitchen .
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August 16, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Well good morning all🖐️ . It’s Friday and I haven’t been this excited about a Friday since practically every other Friday I’ve ever experienced
I have a young lady coming round for dinner tomorrow night . So just wondering if you guys can suggest something that looks incredibly impressive / almost pretentious but literally takes 10 minutes to make . Thanks 👍
August 15, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I have a young lady coming round for dinner tomorrow night . So just wondering if you guys can suggest something that looks incredibly impressive / almost pretentious but literally takes 10 minutes to make . Thanks 👍
If you could post something insanely profound on this platform that would forever change and impact the trajectory of mankind .. it still wouldn’t get as many likes as a pic of a cute cat called Mr Fluffy
August 15, 2024 at 5:34 PM
If you could post something insanely profound on this platform that would forever change and impact the trajectory of mankind .. it still wouldn’t get as many likes as a pic of a cute cat called Mr Fluffy
I guess the one thing I do greatly admire about cats is their supreme sense of entitlement . Its almost endearing
…almost 🙄
…almost 🙄
August 15, 2024 at 5:15 PM
I guess the one thing I do greatly admire about cats is their supreme sense of entitlement . Its almost endearing
…almost 🙄
…almost 🙄
Well if you can’t beat them join them . Boots is not actually my cat but he likes hanging out with me for some warped reason only he will ever understand 👍
August 15, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Well if you can’t beat them join them . Boots is not actually my cat but he likes hanging out with me for some warped reason only he will ever understand 👍
It’s slightly suspicious how 95% of the people on this platform apparently write for The Guardian or The New York Post 🤔
August 15, 2024 at 4:37 PM
It’s slightly suspicious how 95% of the people on this platform apparently write for The Guardian or The New York Post 🤔
If you put politicians in charge of the Sahara desert.. . within 3 years there wouldn’t be any sand left
August 15, 2024 at 4:24 PM
If you put politicians in charge of the Sahara desert.. . within 3 years there wouldn’t be any sand left
Contrary to popular opinion I do take life seriously
It’s just that I ration the amount of time I take it seriously to an hour each day 😐
It’s just that I ration the amount of time I take it seriously to an hour each day 😐
August 15, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Contrary to popular opinion I do take life seriously
It’s just that I ration the amount of time I take it seriously to an hour each day 😐
It’s just that I ration the amount of time I take it seriously to an hour each day 😐
Honestly I just don’t understand why we can’t stop hating on each other and just get along .
There’s way to much negative energy in the world & granted quite a lot of stupidity too….but let’s focus less on race , creed , religion and all that stuff and focus more on hanging out & drinking shots 🥃
There’s way to much negative energy in the world & granted quite a lot of stupidity too….but let’s focus less on race , creed , religion and all that stuff and focus more on hanging out & drinking shots 🥃
August 15, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Honestly I just don’t understand why we can’t stop hating on each other and just get along .
There’s way to much negative energy in the world & granted quite a lot of stupidity too….but let’s focus less on race , creed , religion and all that stuff and focus more on hanging out & drinking shots 🥃
There’s way to much negative energy in the world & granted quite a lot of stupidity too….but let’s focus less on race , creed , religion and all that stuff and focus more on hanging out & drinking shots 🥃
I came to the UK on a boat 2 weeks ago ..
But no is hating on me because it was The Isle of Man Ferry
But no is hating on me because it was The Isle of Man Ferry
August 15, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I came to the UK on a boat 2 weeks ago ..
But no is hating on me because it was The Isle of Man Ferry
But no is hating on me because it was The Isle of Man Ferry
Have you ever noticed that the word KARMA is spelt
F U C K Y O U
F U C K Y O U
a man and a woman are sitting next to each other in a bedroom .
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting next to each other in a bedroom .
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August 15, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Have you ever noticed that the word KARMA is spelt
F U C K Y O U
F U C K Y O U
Btw I believe in the power of therapy , I really do
But screaming FUCK at the top of your lungs for 10 mins straight not only achieves a faster result but it’s also a lot cheaper
But screaming FUCK at the top of your lungs for 10 mins straight not only achieves a faster result but it’s also a lot cheaper
August 15, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Btw I believe in the power of therapy , I really do
But screaming FUCK at the top of your lungs for 10 mins straight not only achieves a faster result but it’s also a lot cheaper
But screaming FUCK at the top of your lungs for 10 mins straight not only achieves a faster result but it’s also a lot cheaper
If I wasn’t me I’d follow me because ..
Just because ….
Just because ….
August 15, 2024 at 2:18 PM
If I wasn’t me I’d follow me because ..
Just because ….
Just because ….
In a frankly awkward exchange at a team building event , I was asked to describe my personality using meteorological references only
So I replied “ sunny mixed with hurricane “
So I replied “ sunny mixed with hurricane “
August 15, 2024 at 2:06 PM
In a frankly awkward exchange at a team building event , I was asked to describe my personality using meteorological references only
So I replied “ sunny mixed with hurricane “
So I replied “ sunny mixed with hurricane “
One of the things that people complain the most about on Twitter is the lack of interaction
Now I’m on Bluesky I expect to be deluged ..
Now I’m on Bluesky I expect to be deluged ..
a close up of a stuffed monkey with a green shirt and a sticker that says $ kto
ALT: a close up of a stuffed monkey with a green shirt and a sticker that says $ kto
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August 15, 2024 at 12:07 PM
One of the things that people complain the most about on Twitter is the lack of interaction
Now I’m on Bluesky I expect to be deluged ..
Now I’m on Bluesky I expect to be deluged ..
It’s amusing that you migrate to another social media platform ….and the biggest topic of conversation is why you left the last one 😐
August 15, 2024 at 11:55 AM
It’s amusing that you migrate to another social media platform ….and the biggest topic of conversation is why you left the last one 😐
Question : Could you be in a relationship with someone who expects you to pay for eveything even if they are extraordinarily fit 🤔
For our American cousins the word ‘fit ‘ in this context is UK slang for bootylicious 😐
For our American cousins the word ‘fit ‘ in this context is UK slang for bootylicious 😐
August 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Question : Could you be in a relationship with someone who expects you to pay for eveything even if they are extraordinarily fit 🤔
For our American cousins the word ‘fit ‘ in this context is UK slang for bootylicious 😐
For our American cousins the word ‘fit ‘ in this context is UK slang for bootylicious 😐
I’m not sure how many millions have been spent looking for intelligent life on other planets
Maybe a fraction could have been spent looking for intelligent life on X
Maybe a fraction could have been spent looking for intelligent life on X
August 15, 2024 at 9:46 AM
I’m not sure how many millions have been spent looking for intelligent life on other planets
Maybe a fraction could have been spent looking for intelligent life on X
Maybe a fraction could have been spent looking for intelligent life on X