✨🔮🌒💜 Ivy Evelyn Grey 💜🌘🔮✨
@dathomiriwitch.bsky.social
thirty-some-year-old trans woman in new orleans. scorpio. cocktail slinger. often heard blaming inanimate objects for her trust issues. unequivocally unhinged. just a l’il wispy, unseen thing.
me: wait, you’re really hot. shall we…? oh. oh my gosh. you’re SOCRATES? [[immediately yells at current lover to stop giving me hickeys]].
me: excuse you? this is SOCRATES. i don’t recall you taking an oath!
me, batting the aforementioned ribbons away: so uhh.. you come here often, socrates?
me: excuse you? this is SOCRATES. i don’t recall you taking an oath!
me, batting the aforementioned ribbons away: so uhh.. you come here often, socrates?
October 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
me: wait, you’re really hot. shall we…? oh. oh my gosh. you’re SOCRATES? [[immediately yells at current lover to stop giving me hickeys]].
me: excuse you? this is SOCRATES. i don’t recall you taking an oath!
me, batting the aforementioned ribbons away: so uhh.. you come here often, socrates?
me: excuse you? this is SOCRATES. i don’t recall you taking an oath!
me, batting the aforementioned ribbons away: so uhh.. you come here often, socrates?
me, at plato’s symposium: oh hi like ummm. ohmygosh i think uhhh, you’re really cute. wow, i can’t believe i just said that. any way, umm… i have a flower crown, and i cannot see through it, who are you?
me, throwing it back, like a good girl: SOMEONE, PLEASE GET THESE FLOWERS OUT OF MY EYES?
me, throwing it back, like a good girl: SOMEONE, PLEASE GET THESE FLOWERS OUT OF MY EYES?
October 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
me, at plato’s symposium: oh hi like ummm. ohmygosh i think uhhh, you’re really cute. wow, i can’t believe i just said that. any way, umm… i have a flower crown, and i cannot see through it, who are you?
me, throwing it back, like a good girl: SOMEONE, PLEASE GET THESE FLOWERS OUT OF MY EYES?
me, throwing it back, like a good girl: SOMEONE, PLEASE GET THESE FLOWERS OUT OF MY EYES?
like this has never made me want to be more dead than i am. take me away, and let them all have a moment with each other without me. it is that which is more than worth anything i could offer.
October 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
like this has never made me want to be more dead than i am. take me away, and let them all have a moment with each other without me. it is that which is more than worth anything i could offer.
let this be a reminder to put on your bug girl strap and get out there!!
August 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
let this be a reminder to put on your bug girl strap and get out there!!