Birthday gifts from a lover who never disappoints:

A 30 year old Armagnac, just bottled this year (bucket list item), plus a gift card to get new furniture for my new apartment ✨

Dangerous curves ahead…

P.S. I just released my new site! 🎊🥳

if you’re lucky maybe i’ll let you peel off my Cup Noodles knee high socks

i’m going to my first murder mystery dinner tomorrow 🥲

it’s so refreshing to be on a social media where hashtags are actually useful again and don’t seem to hurt your reach #rememberwhen #ilovehashtags #neverforget #iloveithere #blueskysavedme #blue #sky #is #for #real #ones #very2012 #ifeel14again #wow

being both a vanilla and a kinky companion within a single brand is actually so much fun and way more true to myself as a genuine lifestyle kinkster and nymphomaniac

rates raised and minimum booking is now 90 mins 🫶🏽✨ upcoming tours have been announced

say hi to my travel companion — grandpa ball and i are ready to go somewhere new!

and a big thank you to the friend who gifted this to me knowing how much i love the original Dragon Ball :p

considering posting here regularly instead of the bird app since it seems to be going down the drain for us. i’ve lost around 20 mutuals within the last 24 hours over there, it’s a war zone!

is it getting hot (tub) in here?

“how is everything so much fun with you?” - my lover 🥹🥲