@datbigman2u.bsky.social
Husband to Michelle, father to Jaidyn and Jasmyn, avid Chicago sports fan, tech and security professional, and very blunt/direct.
How do these ass cramps think folks won’t call them on their BS????
a man standing in front of a green traffic light with the words you do know we can see you right
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December 3, 2024 at 7:58 PM
How do these ass cramps think folks won’t call them on their BS????
I’d like a follow, dear sir!
December 3, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I’d like a follow, dear sir!
And on that day, every body will Wang Chung!
a man in a suit is singing into a microphone in front of a crowd .
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November 30, 2024 at 7:14 PM
And on that day, every body will Wang Chung!
Hey Monica, gurl!! How you doin?
a woman in a floral shirt is asking how you doin ' .
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November 30, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Hey Monica, gurl!! How you doin?
My God, I just spit up my drink. All you have to do is pair this with the Elon wearing the lingerie top, and poof I think you have a dirty bomb. Or at least the chemical formula to blind humanity.
November 30, 2024 at 3:26 AM
My God, I just spit up my drink. All you have to do is pair this with the Elon wearing the lingerie top, and poof I think you have a dirty bomb. Or at least the chemical formula to blind humanity.
You watch your mouth, sir! No one can Eberflus like the almighty Eberflus!
November 30, 2024 at 3:24 AM
You watch your mouth, sir! No one can Eberflus like the almighty Eberflus!
Someone should GoFund a billboard for every major market, and all around Mar-A-Lago. That would be unbelievable.
November 29, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Someone should GoFund a billboard for every major market, and all around Mar-A-Lago. That would be unbelievable.
I’m thankful as a Bears fan I’m too full from Thanksgiving dinner to scream louder than I did. There shouldn’t even be a question on whether they wait until the end of the season. Make the announcement, your organization is being questioned on why you’re waiting. Hell, Dallas would have done it!
November 28, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I’m thankful as a Bears fan I’m too full from Thanksgiving dinner to scream louder than I did. There shouldn’t even be a question on whether they wait until the end of the season. Make the announcement, your organization is being questioned on why you’re waiting. Hell, Dallas would have done it!
You enjoy those blue skies. After your last 12-months and the BS you had to deal with, relax and take this time with your partner. You’ve earned that beautiful site.
November 27, 2024 at 5:47 PM
You enjoy those blue skies. After your last 12-months and the BS you had to deal with, relax and take this time with your partner. You’ve earned that beautiful site.
How you should direct MAGA
November 27, 2024 at 5:30 PM
How you should direct MAGA
Actually, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. My memories growing up and having family, friends, and neighbors over for food and drinks growing up outside Chicago. The laughter and time spent. We didn’t have much of anything, but the house smelled amazing and no petty family business.
November 27, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Actually, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. My memories growing up and having family, friends, and neighbors over for food and drinks growing up outside Chicago. The laughter and time spent. We didn’t have much of anything, but the house smelled amazing and no petty family business.
Has Liam Neeson used his set of skills on you yet?
November 27, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Has Liam Neeson used his set of skills on you yet?
Mister Global is Mister Stupid
November 27, 2024 at 11:19 AM
Mister Global is Mister Stupid
I’m going to put it out there right now - I’m not taking any horse dewormer, bat droppings cough lozenges, or drinking any raw milk from a hybrid giraffe/yak that’s approved by RFK. Not gonna happen.
November 27, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I’m going to put it out there right now - I’m not taking any horse dewormer, bat droppings cough lozenges, or drinking any raw milk from a hybrid giraffe/yak that’s approved by RFK. Not gonna happen.
Was he panhandling outside the courthouse with bucket drums to catch a Lyft back to his cave of farts?
November 27, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Was he panhandling outside the courthouse with bucket drums to catch a Lyft back to his cave of farts?
💙 - not a psychopath
November 27, 2024 at 1:30 AM
💙 - not a psychopath
You could stop the sentence with grifting. Any word after grifting makes it a factual.
November 27, 2024 at 1:28 AM
You could stop the sentence with grifting. Any word after grifting makes it a factual.
Fall Guy was very good. Should have gotten more love. Madame Web should have been ejected after the first showing. Argylle was decent, and Horizon was just disconnected.
November 27, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Fall Guy was very good. Should have gotten more love. Madame Web should have been ejected after the first showing. Argylle was decent, and Horizon was just disconnected.
It was decent
November 27, 2024 at 1:23 AM
It was decent
Guaranteed that diaper wearing slob will be out tomorrow or on Thanksgiving Day with his his booger sugar best friend Elon saying he was on the calls using ‘Art of the Deal 101’ to secure this brokered deal.
November 26, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Guaranteed that diaper wearing slob will be out tomorrow or on Thanksgiving Day with his his booger sugar best friend Elon saying he was on the calls using ‘Art of the Deal 101’ to secure this brokered deal.
MUSTARRRRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!
November 26, 2024 at 11:28 PM
MUSTARRRRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!
She was stupid prior to being drunk!
November 26, 2024 at 11:17 PM
She was stupid prior to being drunk!