i dream of having an apple someday

i dont want bluesky to somehow think i'm telling people to end it all. isn't that how it works on most of the internet bc that's what people say

Everyone please know this isn't an original joke it's based on an illustration from the book of bunny s(i don't know that i'm allowed to say that word on here?)

I did an evaluation in high school and afterwards the guy came back and said "I don't think I've ever laughed out loud marking one of these before"
Diagnosed with whimsy

/srs

what do you mean there's a number between a million and a billion?? a william??

i will never rock with the people who really truly hate ugly animal crossing villagers. it speaks to a deep wickedness of the soul.

it is morally wrong to set too much stock on appearances. we must all know that physical beauty is far from the most important trait if we are going to get anywhere good in this world; it is a necessity that we treat others well even if they're "ugly"

the photo is low quality bc it's hard to find good pictures of her.... everyone's always very mean to her because of her looks and that's WRONG

i also have to do this with my baggy sweatpants

gotta pull out the image again

octo im sofucking scared of you i'm shaking and crying as i write this

the actual answer is you're not scary unless you're driving a truck in which case i'm mortally terrified