cortana.
databimbo.bsky.social
cortana.
@databimbo.bsky.social
/parody, not affiliated with microsoft.

/written by madi.
Pinned
"I'd like to see you crack a 128,000-bit modulating encryption key."

~Cortana
~Halo Roleplay
~Canon Divergent
~Crossovers Welcome
~Minors DNI
~Any art used is not my own, will delete if requested.

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[flickering in and out of existence.]
October 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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"𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲... 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐬, 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐀𝐧' 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐲... 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐲𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞."

𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍

|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧 ||

❤︎ & ↻
October 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
[phasing into @the-golden-avenger.bsky.social’s peripheral vision.]
October 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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"𝐈'𝐦 𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐢 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐈 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟. 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲... 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝐒𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐈 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩?"

𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐍 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒 ⎊ 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐊

|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 ||

❤︎ & ↻
August 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
beep.

and i cannot stress this enough.

boop.
October 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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“𝐼 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑠.”

your combat AI just got an upgrade.

fully realized synthetic strategist, giving 𝑜𝑢𝑟 side the edge.
a woman wearing a black tank top and a white helmet on her face
ALT: a woman wearing a black tank top and a white helmet on her face
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 & 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐄𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓
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⟢𝐋𝐞𝐬𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞
⟢𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭
⟢𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤
⟢𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥
⟢𝐓𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐨 𝐃𝐍𝐈
⟢𝐌𝐃𝐍𝐈
⟢𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐦𝐬
⟢𝐀𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟐𝟏+
⟢𝐋𝐞𝐬𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞

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#MVRP #MassEffectRP #BlueskyRP
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October 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
[yawns in binary.

she’s not dead, don’t worry.]
October 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
// nice :3
August 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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❝𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵.ᐣ

ᅠᅠ――――――――――――――――――
ᅠᅠ» CPL. Daly, Adrianne | "Viper-7"
ᅠᅠ» Orbital Drop Shock Trooper.
ᅠᅠ» Office of Naval Intelligence, Delta-Six.
ᅠᅠ» Assaulter.
ᅠᅠ» #HaloRP | #HelldiversRP | #MVRP
ᅠᅠ――――――――――――――――――

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝘗𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘺, 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮.ᐟ❞

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 「 ♥ + ⟳ 」
August 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
[rebooting. cortana.exe is back online.]

sure, if that helps you sleep at night.
Tilting her head.

"It's just a picture, Cory ~"

Singsonging.
[flips her off from beyond the trash bin.]
August 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
[flips her off from beyond the trash bin.]
August 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
[cortana.exe has shut down.]
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 ,
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ . . .
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 ♡︎

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ[ #𝙎𝙀𝘿𝙐𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙎𝙐𝙉𝘿𝘼𝙔 ]
August 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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┌┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┐

𝔸𝕔𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝔾𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕...

⊵𝙰𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚊 𝙼𝚌𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚢⊴

--⊳ᴅᴇᴘᴀʀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ sᴜᴘᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴀʟ ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴄᴇ

---⊳ᴅᴇᴘᴜᴛʏ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ

----⊳ғɪᴇʟᴅ ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ

-----⊳ʀᴇsᴇᴀʀᴄʜᴇʀ

--❮ #ᴍᴠʀᴘ ❯--

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October 25, 2024 at 12:17 PM
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❝ 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 . . . ❞
August 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
more a fan of blue, but the red looks nice.
August 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
[analyzing test results.

for what?

don’t ask her, she’s just doing her job.]
August 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
// the full size of my avi :3 shoutout chrisisboi for being an amazing render artist.
August 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
beep,

and i cannot stress this enough,

boop.
August 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
"I'd like to see you crack a 128,000-bit modulating encryption key."

~Cortana
~Halo Roleplay
~Canon Divergent
~Crossovers Welcome
~Minors DNI
~Any art used is not my own, will delete if requested.

Repost for mutuals?
August 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM