Chris Swallow
@dastardlydrave.bsky.social
TTRPG and general nerdom enthusiast. Owner of DastardlyDrave LLC, running D&D and other TTRPG games as a Professional Game Master.
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When the President uses federal law enforcement for his personal revenge, it puts all of us in danger.
September 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
When the President uses federal law enforcement for his personal revenge, it puts all of us in danger.
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I wasn't overreacting.
Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO
August 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I wasn't overreacting.
@therowanhall.bsky.social I just watched the Daggerheart interview with you from Friday (I missed it since I was flying) but when you said you "Hack" TTRPGs and "Red Team" it, I loved it! Hearing my IRL profession used in that context is AWESOME!
August 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
@therowanhall.bsky.social I just watched the Daggerheart interview with you from Friday (I missed it since I was flying) but when you said you "Hack" TTRPGs and "Red Team" it, I loved it! Hearing my IRL profession used in that context is AWESOME!
@spenserstarke.bsky.social I am so grateful for this beautiful game #daggerheart. I've been playing a Ranger since 1994 and it's never been as good as it is in Daggerheart. It finally feels "right". I love this game so much!
August 3, 2025 at 10:50 AM
@spenserstarke.bsky.social I am so grateful for this beautiful game #daggerheart. I've been playing a Ranger since 1994 and it's never been as good as it is in Daggerheart. It finally feels "right". I love this game so much!
I was at #gencon until 12:30am last night and had to leave to catch my flt at 4am. Tired but @daggerheartrpg.bsky.social was soooooooo worth it! #barnicle4eva!!!
August 3, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I was at #gencon until 12:30am last night and had to leave to catch my flt at 4am. Tired but @daggerheartrpg.bsky.social was soooooooo worth it! #barnicle4eva!!!
My first #gencon was awesome! I played 14 hours of @darringtonpress.bsky.social #daggerheart, bought some GORGEOUS dice from @dispeldice.bsky.social, AND got to meet @ginnydi.com !!! Phenomenal con!!!
August 3, 2025 at 10:08 AM
My first #gencon was awesome! I played 14 hours of @darringtonpress.bsky.social #daggerheart, bought some GORGEOUS dice from @dispeldice.bsky.social, AND got to meet @ginnydi.com !!! Phenomenal con!!!
Come out and see me at #dreamhackdallas in the Tabletop RPG section downstairs in Area C! The Rogue Gamemasters (the company I run D&D games for) is doing FREE D&D from 10:00-6:00 PM everyday!
May 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Come out and see me at #dreamhackdallas in the Tabletop RPG section downstairs in Area C! The Rogue Gamemasters (the company I run D&D games for) is doing FREE D&D from 10:00-6:00 PM everyday!
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This is still part of the Constitution, FYI: "[N]o Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust... shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State."
May 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
This is still part of the Constitution, FYI: "[N]o Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust... shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State."
@ginnydi.com Just picked up your Boons and Banes deck and OMG the art is gorgeous and the rules are "Di"vine! (Couldn't resist...haha) Will definitely be using this at my game this week!
April 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
@ginnydi.com Just picked up your Boons and Banes deck and OMG the art is gorgeous and the rules are "Di"vine! (Couldn't resist...haha) Will definitely be using this at my game this week!
@dominos-pizza.bsky.social FYI the Parmesan Stuffed Crust Pizza is quite possibly the BEST stuffed crust pizza I've ever had!!!
April 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
@dominos-pizza.bsky.social FYI the Parmesan Stuffed Crust Pizza is quite possibly the BEST stuffed crust pizza I've ever had!!!
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Give me it. ❤️
March 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Give me it. ❤️
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So we could lose $200B in tourism, $100B in immigrants paying taxes, $100B in weapons manufacturing, $500B in lost tax revenue from firing IRS employees… is it sinking in yet?
International tourism is worth $200 billion every year to the US economy.
Sorry, *was.
Sorry, *was.
March 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
So we could lose $200B in tourism, $100B in immigrants paying taxes, $100B in weapons manufacturing, $500B in lost tax revenue from firing IRS employees… is it sinking in yet?
Vote. Them. Out.
BREAKING: The Continuing Resolution cloture motion has passed 62-38, advancing the CR to a final vote.
These are the Democrats who voted to invoke cloture:
These are the Democrats who voted to invoke cloture:
March 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Vote. Them. Out.
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Absolutely DISGUSTED by Senator Schumer volunteering to sell our country down the river without a fight! PRIMARY THEM ALL!! #primary2026
March 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Absolutely DISGUSTED by Senator Schumer volunteering to sell our country down the river without a fight! PRIMARY THEM ALL!! #primary2026
This image reminds me of something.... can't put my finger on it....like something in the news....a meeting...in a specific colored and shaped room...maybe something...white?
March 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This image reminds me of something.... can't put my finger on it....like something in the news....a meeting...in a specific colored and shaped room...maybe something...white?
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Ending the night with this.
*Get your hankies*
A D-Day veteran called a gracious and humbled Zelenskyy a hero.
*Get your hankies*
A D-Day veteran called a gracious and humbled Zelenskyy a hero.
March 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Ending the night with this.
*Get your hankies*
A D-Day veteran called a gracious and humbled Zelenskyy a hero.
*Get your hankies*
A D-Day veteran called a gracious and humbled Zelenskyy a hero.
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Are you participating in the 24-hour Economic Blackout
Feb 28th?
Well, are you?!
Feb 28th?
Well, are you?!
February 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Are you participating in the 24-hour Economic Blackout
Feb 28th?
Well, are you?!
Feb 28th?
Well, are you?!
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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.
February 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.
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Believing that billionaires are fighting for the working class is like believing the stripper likes you
February 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Believing that billionaires are fighting for the working class is like believing the stripper likes you
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Do you remember that time Pence tried to see Hamilton and the cast called him out.
Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal.
Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home.
That.
Do that.
Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal.
Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home.
That.
Do that.
February 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Do you remember that time Pence tried to see Hamilton and the cast called him out.
Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal.
Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home.
That.
Do that.
Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal.
Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home.
That.
Do that.
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DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
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February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
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1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
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