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dasparky.bsky.social
Goose goes Grrrr
@dasparky.bsky.social
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Award-winning resting murder face.
She/They/It's Complicated
Ioway (Báxoje) Lands (Iowa, USA)
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Sauceless, gluten-free Margherita-style pizza. Never realized how much I disliked tomato sauce on pizza 'til I ordered from this place. I may be able to duplicate with Miyoko pour-able mozz-style "cheese". This also has artichoke hearts, green olives, mushrooms, and fresh basil. 💚
Udi's pizza crust, reheated in a carbon-steel pan because it was cool on arrival. No sauce, cheese, tomatoes, green olives, mushrooms, and fresh basil.
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Fun! Anyone who sees this, show me your lock screen. (now with quote boost)
Fall leaves in red, pink, and pale yellow.
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Won't all fit in the text limits here... #3GoodThings
More than #3GoodThings today... Yoga poses and planks during an online meeting that didn't require my input. A fine use of time. 💪 Covid AND flu vaccinations. 💉 Geese! Big flock of Canada geese feeding on grass, a migration pit stop. 🪿🥰 A song playing at the grocery store; searched once home, it was Santana's "All I Ever Wanted Was To Be With You". Boppy! A little girl telling her dad "I farted!" "I farted again!" Dad looked exasperated. I struggled not to laugh out loud. You go, grrrl! 💨
September 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Hello, yes, it's me:
An image of a cartoon pink kitten standing upright next to a pile of ibuprofen pills, saying "I'm not alone, I have ibupro-friends". (forgot where I found this image, happy to credit if known)
August 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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I'm not sure why this group is finding it necessary to advertise the so-called "big beautiful bill" after it has already passed. I'll put info for the text & URL in the ALT, if you wanna go there.
Image still from a cable commercial on Weather Nation. The commercial talks much positivity happening now that the bill has passed. Their website, protectprosperity.com, provides ways to thank all the politicians who passed the bills, and other shit I couldn't bother to read. Use a "private/incognito" window if you want to view, and wash your hands and eyes afterwards.
August 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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US political satire of putting tarrifs on penguins. Image: makes fun of the Gadsen flag, but instead of a snake, there's a penguin above the text "Don't Tread On Me".
April 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Letting the dogs gambol outside as much as possible, as we'll soon be in single digits ℉ / double-digits below ℉ soon. Too soon. And for too 🤬 long.
Screenshot from weather.gov (US weather) showing various low, low temperatures. Effin' brrrr.
February 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Comic drawing of a femme. First panel, she's frowning and facing the viewer. Second panel, she's walking away, partially out of the frame, saying "jesus fucking christ". (I tried Google's image search but couldn't find the original artist to give credit.)
February 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Tiny bird tracks on a lightly snowed sidewalk.
Light snow on the sidewalk. Looks like one or two very small birds were hopping around on the this part of the ground.
January 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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No insulating snow, the ground is bare and crispy dry. Not good.
Screenshot of weather temperatures in central Iowa on 20 January 2025 at 10:30 PM. Currently -10℉ / -23℃.
January 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Screenshot of https://nyoom.neocities.org/foodimals output: "cantaloupe melon poodle"
January 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I am flanked by two huge, snoring Great Pyrnees dogs...
Gretchen the Great Pyrenees on her bed, laying on her side and snoring. Charlie, the Elder Great Pyrenees, also laying on his side and snoring.
January 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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@l4ur3l.bsky.social saw this on another site, thought of you:
"Moonstone enamel brooch - 'The Winged Maiden' by Rene Lalique"
"Moonstone enamel brooch - 'The Winged Maiden' by Rene Lalique" - a moth in flight, wings in downard flap. Enameling of wins is various shaded of blue and pale gold, with moonstone cabachons at the ends of its wings. A side profile of a human woman's face peeks out from the wings, as if she's looking forward in flight.
December 7, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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Stolen from the ephelump site:
Joke: Spare white background with simple outline sketch of Mary & Joseph (and a few farm animals) looking at the manger. From the manger, huge red spikey tentacles reach for the sky. The caption says: "Joy to the world, the Lord is come."
December 3, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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Sad guy sitting down, hunched over, chin resting against clasped hands, with another person trying to comfort: "Do you think it might help to learn the difference between 'being silenced' and just, like, a bunch of people not wanting to hear you talk any more?"
November 25, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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Not sure which app you're using, but on deck.blue (works similar to the old tweetdeck) it's under settings... (image below).
Settings UI under option "Toggles". To the right, there's an option to "Autoplay GIFs" that is set to "off".
November 12, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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Friend posted this in chat, not sure who the artist is, but 😍
A gently rolling hillside. A Red Star breed chicken standing proud. In the clouds above, the head of a Tyrannosaurus Rex, advising the chicken "Remember who you are!"
January 26, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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Drop something yellow from your gallery. (closest thing I got):
Cartoon of a duck atop a pile of skulls, with "HONK" at the top of the frame.
January 21, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

(I like my chances with this guy)
Actor Wesley Snipes posing/dressed as the character "Blade".
January 13, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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Next-door neighbor brought over a "welcome to the neighborhood!" bottle of wine and some late-blooming flowers from her garden. 💛 Gonna keep them on my work desk.
A tiny vase of tiny roses and other flowers, in hues of red, orange, and yellow. In the background is small plastic representatiom of a dumpter with flames shooting out of the open side of the bin.
October 27, 2023 at 1:04 PM
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Long ago photo of our two earliest Great Pyrenees as puppies. It's entitled "Shark Attack" :-)
Headshots of two Great Pyrenees puppies. Both have their mouths open, but one puppy who is slightly below the first has gums bared as well as teeth, you can see the whites of her eyes, as she's coming up to monch on her sister.
August 21, 2023 at 5:46 PM
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Charlie making it difficult to get into the kitchen.
Big fluffy white dog (Great Pyrenees) sleeping on the cool concrete floor in a narrow passageway to the kitchen. My feet at bottom of pic for reference. Did I say Charlies was big? He's big.
August 6, 2023 at 8:43 PM