Eat the billionaires
@daslobes.bsky.social
PhD Scientist Midwest US. Love crochet, pickle ball, cocktails, and sailing.
Terrible mixup that’s actually a cat cannon
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Terrible mixup that’s actually a cat cannon
Definitely thought you were eating straight off the table first glance
September 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Definitely thought you were eating straight off the table first glance
Sneezing?! You monster
September 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Sneezing?! You monster
Big tone shift for the Let’s Go Brandon FJB guys
September 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Big tone shift for the Let’s Go Brandon FJB guys
Go to red America and everyone dresses like this. Parents and their kids
September 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Go to red America and everyone dresses like this. Parents and their kids
For the vinyl I agree. Also vinyl is an asshole for being spelled like that
September 11, 2025 at 8:25 AM
For the vinyl I agree. Also vinyl is an asshole for being spelled like that
Enjoy my papillomas
September 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Enjoy my papillomas
Lower courts have more integrity than the so called Supreme bullshit
August 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Lower courts have more integrity than the so called Supreme bullshit
I’m sorry you’ve never had a good cantaloupe
August 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’m sorry you’ve never had a good cantaloupe
Can’t unsee Tri-some as 3 chromosomes
August 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Can’t unsee Tri-some as 3 chromosomes
Idk Monday is kinda a dick. At least you get taco tomorrow
August 18, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Idk Monday is kinda a dick. At least you get taco tomorrow
Luckily you have the face to pull off the cue ball look
August 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Luckily you have the face to pull off the cue ball look
I don’t think that’s where you’re supposed to put the chocolate
August 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I don’t think that’s where you’re supposed to put the chocolate
Tim Apple trending but Tim onion trending in my dome
August 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Tim Apple trending but Tim onion trending in my dome
It’s sweat be putting out the joint out out there rn
July 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It’s sweat be putting out the joint out out there rn
Get in loser. Vibes dead
July 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Get in loser. Vibes dead
Whoa the sunny egg dot the I this is breaking me
July 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Whoa the sunny egg dot the I this is breaking me
You had me at soft & squishy
July 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
You had me at soft & squishy
The sunny egg apostrophe I didn’t know I needed
July 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The sunny egg apostrophe I didn’t know I needed