If there ever was a case for handing out a collective Darwin Award, it's this one

If she wins a Olympic medal she needs to take a plate to the podium

Rollmöpse müssen rollen für den Sieg!

Ball knower

I get your point, but I doubt any Indiana fan would call this game unnecessary or not compelling.

Only so many chances you get before the offseason

I tried safety razors for a few months, mostly considering cost and waste and I nicked myself almost every time, with a few deeper cuts in between. Cartridges are just much easier for me. I am also a bit clumsy, maybe that has something to do with it as well.

That's a meal befitting to the Commander-in-Chief, no complaints

If Miami wins the title, he is going to die

No, Youngstown State needs to become the first team from Ohio to beat OSU since Oberlin

Ulf ist einfach ein richtiger Schlingel, man kann nicht sauer auf ihn sein.

Ja, bei irgendeinem Jackass-Special hat der seinen halb vollen Sack in die Kamera gehalten. Ich weiß aber nicht, wo es davon noch Fotos gibt.