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daskrapita1.bsky.social
@daskrapita1.bsky.social
A sentient haemorrhoid contemplating the imminent evacuation of a digested phaal
October 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Subsidised entry to spectators clad in football shirts. Players walk out to ACDC's Hells Bells. Ballboy/girls dressed as wombles. Robinsons barley water substituted with Monster energy drink.
July 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The Clash's song Rock the Casbah. First time I heard it, I thought he was singing 'Lock the taskbar'.
June 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
A disturbing amalgamation of Harold and Albert Steptoe
April 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM