🍊 orange 🍊
@dashofcitrus.bsky.social
(Oh, Apple, orange you glad..?)
an au/non canon version of annoying orange inspired by the amazing grace! now cured of a cyclic rotting, but he must adjust to what stays as scars.
layout art: see pinned
mun: 20
⚠️: rotting, spiders, mass loss/death
an au/non canon version of annoying orange inspired by the amazing grace! now cured of a cyclic rotting, but he must adjust to what stays as scars.
layout art: see pinned
mun: 20
⚠️: rotting, spiders, mass loss/death
Pinned
"Molded, rotting, slowly decaying..."
( #fnfrp / #aurp / #mvrp )
( #galacticskyrp )
"Each pun and each line ends up hardly worth saying!"
( #fnfrp / #aurp / #mvrp )
( #galacticskyrp )
"Each pun and each line ends up hardly worth saying!"
Got a name, pal?
"It is nice to meet you."
Well...
[The goofiest little smile.]
Hi!
[The goofiest little smile.]
Hi!
February 13, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Got a name, pal?
Well...
[The goofiest little smile.]
Hi!
[The goofiest little smile.]
Hi!
"I can't say I have."
[The rot is in stasis, and will not advance again.]
Ah. Hah.
Ever seen a fruit with scars?
Ah. Hah.
Ever seen a fruit with scars?
February 13, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Well...
[The goofiest little smile.]
Hi!
[The goofiest little smile.]
Hi!
[The rot is in stasis, and will not advance again.]
Ah. Hah.
Ever seen a fruit with scars?
Ah. Hah.
Ever seen a fruit with scars?
It smiles a little bit.
[The orange feels soft in some spots-- like a mildly rotten fruit.]
Yeahh, don't mind it.
Yeahh, don't mind it.
February 13, 2026 at 10:25 PM
[The rot is in stasis, and will not advance again.]
Ah. Hah.
Ever seen a fruit with scars?
Ah. Hah.
Ever seen a fruit with scars?
[The orange feels soft in some spots-- like a mildly rotten fruit.]
Yeahh, don't mind it.
Yeahh, don't mind it.
It pats his head.
Aw, why not?
[:)]
[:)]
February 13, 2026 at 10:17 PM
[The orange feels soft in some spots-- like a mildly rotten fruit.]
Yeahh, don't mind it.
Yeahh, don't mind it.
Aw, why not?
[:)]
[:)]
"Good."
It reaches out, but stops.
"Can I pat you?"
It reaches out, but stops.
"Can I pat you?"
Yup. Not very crazy now!
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Aw, why not?
[:)]
[:)]
Yup. Not very crazy now!
"That's good, right?"
Well, I've kinda gained myself back by now...
February 13, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Yup. Not very crazy now!
Well, I've kinda gained myself back by now...
"You don't seem crazy to me."
I think I am.
Or was.
Or was.
February 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Well, I've kinda gained myself back by now...
I think I am.
Or was.
Or was.
It nods.
Are you sure-?
[The guilt still seems raw.]
[The guilt still seems raw.]
February 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I think I am.
Or was.
Or was.
Are you sure-?
[The guilt still seems raw.]
[The guilt still seems raw.]
"I don't think you're crazy."
..man, you probably think I'm crazy, then!
February 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Are you sure-?
[The guilt still seems raw.]
[The guilt still seems raw.]
..man, you probably think I'm crazy, then!
"Mhm. Maybe for a month or two."
..Oh yeah?
[The first time in the interaction that he actually sounded a bit worried. Realizing it probably saw him lose his mind and hurt people when the rotting was at the worst.]
[The first time in the interaction that he actually sounded a bit worried. Realizing it probably saw him lose his mind and hurt people when the rotting was at the worst.]
February 13, 2026 at 7:24 PM
..man, you probably think I'm crazy, then!
February 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
[Platonic only, considering this is a SENTIENT ORANGE.]
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
[Platonic only, considering this is a SENTIENT ORANGE.]
What do you call a fruit who regrets his past mistakes?
An...
.
Actually, I don't have a pun this time.
An...
.
Actually, I don't have a pun this time.
February 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
What do you call a fruit who regrets his past mistakes?
An...
.
Actually, I don't have a pun this time.
An...
.
Actually, I don't have a pun this time.
[Is he recording on the tl?]
Big shout-out to Doc from TLT.
My rot is gone!
I'm not the same, but it's gone.
Um.
Also, I'm not evil anymore. Give cookies.
Big shout-out to Doc from TLT.
My rot is gone!
I'm not the same, but it's gone.
Um.
Also, I'm not evil anymore. Give cookies.
February 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
[Is he recording on the tl?]
Big shout-out to Doc from TLT.
My rot is gone!
I'm not the same, but it's gone.
Um.
Also, I'm not evil anymore. Give cookies.
Big shout-out to Doc from TLT.
My rot is gone!
I'm not the same, but it's gone.
Um.
Also, I'm not evil anymore. Give cookies.
..Oh yeah?
[The first time in the interaction that he actually sounded a bit worried. Realizing it probably saw him lose his mind and hurt people when the rotting was at the worst.]
[The first time in the interaction that he actually sounded a bit worried. Realizing it probably saw him lose his mind and hurt people when the rotting was at the worst.]
"I've been watching you for a little while."
You been here for a bit, or-?
[A naturally curious batch of vitamin C.]
[A naturally curious batch of vitamin C.]
February 13, 2026 at 10:40 AM
..Oh yeah?
[The first time in the interaction that he actually sounded a bit worried. Realizing it probably saw him lose his mind and hurt people when the rotting was at the worst.]
[The first time in the interaction that he actually sounded a bit worried. Realizing it probably saw him lose his mind and hurt people when the rotting was at the worst.]
You been here for a bit, or-?
[A naturally curious batch of vitamin C.]
[A naturally curious batch of vitamin C.]
"You're not alone anymore either."
Someone did help me, at least, so it's not all bad.
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
You been here for a bit, or-?
[A naturally curious batch of vitamin C.]
[A naturally curious batch of vitamin C.]
Someone did help me, at least, so it's not all bad.
"I can see that. I am sorry that this has happened to you."
A little less on the ideal side lately, as you can probably guess...
February 13, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Someone did help me, at least, so it's not all bad.
A little less on the ideal side lately, as you can probably guess...
"Oh. I see."
Depends, really!
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
A little less on the ideal side lately, as you can probably guess...
Depends, really!
"In a good way?"
Ehh. You wouldn't believe the CRAZINESS of my life. This is kinda tame.
[Such is the way of an Annoying Orange variant.]
[Such is the way of an Annoying Orange variant.]
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Depends, really!
Ehh. You wouldn't believe the CRAZINESS of my life. This is kinda tame.
[Such is the way of an Annoying Orange variant.]
[Such is the way of an Annoying Orange variant.]
"It will happen once in a while with me. Sorry."
[The body twitches, but never moves.]
Y'know, kinda new to the whole "can't move a single non-existent muscle" thing.
Y'know, kinda new to the whole "can't move a single non-existent muscle" thing.
February 13, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Ehh. You wouldn't believe the CRAZINESS of my life. This is kinda tame.
[Such is the way of an Annoying Orange variant.]
[Such is the way of an Annoying Orange variant.]
[The body twitches, but never moves.]
Y'know, kinda new to the whole "can't move a single non-existent muscle" thing.
Y'know, kinda new to the whole "can't move a single non-existent muscle" thing.
"I thought it was funny."
I thought I was rusty with my humor these days!
[He seems happy.]
[He seems happy.]
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 AM
[The body twitches, but never moves.]
Y'know, kinda new to the whole "can't move a single non-existent muscle" thing.
Y'know, kinda new to the whole "can't move a single non-existent muscle" thing.
I thought I was rusty with my humor these days!
[He seems happy.]
[He seems happy.]
"I suppose so."
[Orange smiles a little bit.]
I still got it..??
I still got it..??
February 13, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I thought I was rusty with my humor these days!
[He seems happy.]
[He seems happy.]
[Orange smiles a little bit.]
I still got it..??
I still got it..??
It chuckled a little.
I mean, I'm bruised now. I don't think anybody wants to eat me!
Which is-- good, of course.
Which is-- good, of course.
February 13, 2026 at 4:07 AM
[Orange smiles a little bit.]
I still got it..??
I still got it..??
I mean, I'm bruised now. I don't think anybody wants to eat me!
Which is-- good, of course.
Which is-- good, of course.
"I don't eat fruit. I don't eat at all."
Mmmmm...
[He's having trouble sleeping. Might as well make friends with the demon.]
I dunno! Any favorite fruit?
[He's having trouble sleeping. Might as well make friends with the demon.]
I dunno! Any favorite fruit?
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I mean, I'm bruised now. I don't think anybody wants to eat me!
Which is-- good, of course.
Which is-- good, of course.