Jo Crawford
dashikiexpress.bsky.social
Jo Crawford
@dashikiexpress.bsky.social
jocrawfordexists.com
Kendrick Lamar unraveling the fiber of Na’vi spirituality: “What is it? THE BRAIDS!?”
December 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Bill Burr turnin’ into Aaron Burr on us
October 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Dawg, listening to the ep of WTF where Marc Maron reflects and talks about retiring the pod is like reverting me back to when Steve left Blues Clues
October 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Went to a bar. It’s kinda dead. But I’m just choppin’ it up with a bartender friend.
The other one says “what music you like? I like it play to the crowd.” Then he proceeds to play Bowling for Soup
August 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Roommate: “Dude! Milhouse’s mom is so hot.”

Buddy, this is why we’re friends :)
May 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The Rehearsal is incredible. It’s just so benignly horrifying that you can’t help but laugh at all the new flavors of absurdity it’s creating
May 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Sinners FUCKS.
April 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Dawg how the fuck do we protect the people we care about most? This shit is moving too fast
April 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I fear that the worst is already commencing. We may not know the specifics, but the worst atrocities happen in darkness
April 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Recession inbound.
April 6, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I wish black midi would officiate my wedding. Or funeral. Idk. Whichever one comes first
March 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
playin’ Shadow of the Colossus + jammin’ to Mariah Carey = the Emancipation of Mono (モノ)
March 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hot dog.
February 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
And dawg… when they announced Cher, that shit HIT
February 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Can we please give The Roots their flowers? They played with like half the performers at SNL’s homecoming
February 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It’s hard to stand up for what you think is right when you feel you’ve lost. But the battles you lost are in the past. Sometimes they were all just dominos cascading in order to prepare you for this moment now
February 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
📯
🎶Times have changed!
The fent is getting worse!
Our allies won’t obey us!
They just put their sovereignty first!
Should we blame transgenderment?
Or DEI policy?
Or should we blame the immigrant potpourri?
NO.
BLAME CANADA!🎵
🥁
February 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If anyone knows where/how to advertise a certain Krusty Khinda Khristmas org’s numbers as a fake phone sex hotline. Please hmu
January 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Wishing I could be celebrating Lunar New Year w/ moon shoes
January 29, 2025 at 6:57 AM
This idea that funding only helps poor people is dumb
January 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Really sad that Usher hasn’t changed his name to Ursher 😔
January 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Why is half of Gotham just furries??
January 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
BREAKING: Pepé Le Pew is being sued by 13 mannequins
January 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM