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DasHeibz
@dasheibz.bsky.social
Retired CyberSec🕵️‍♂️ | Lifelong Activist✊ | Musician🎤
Part tech nerd, part musician, part political rabble-rouser. I build cool stuff, break it (sometimes on purpose), and stir the pot with a grin. Hit subscribe—let’s cause some good trouble!
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📣"Leave it at home, Nicolaides. Don’t bring it to work when your job is to be neutral and represent all children, all parents, all teachers, and all schools."

#abpoli #ableg #alberta #ucp

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Alberta’s Education Minister just mailed Jesus to everyone’s inbox
This wasn’t “season’s greetings.” It was theology, delivered through a public institution, to everyone.
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🎄On the EIGHTH DAY OF GRIFTMAS - Disappearing Dyck, folks. If you can find him, #recall him! #alberta🎁
December 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The 12 Days of Griftmas will resume on December 27th!
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
🎄Happy Holidays 🎁 Stay in, stay warm, and stay sane! #Canada
December 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
No, Danielle — it’s not a “conversation.” It’s the law.

If your government thinks a court got it wrong, the remedy is to appeal — just like it is for everyone else in this country.

Nothing like publicly cooking yourself for everyone to see, eh? #abpoli #ableg #alberta
December 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
🎄On the SEVENTH DAY OF GRIFTMAS - Mutant Demetrios Nicolaides. Hope he ends up recalled! #alberta🎁
December 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
🎄Sixth day of "The 12 Days of Griftmas" - Ding-dong Poachin' Jason Nixon #Alberta 🎁
December 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
🎄On the FIFTH DAY OF GRIFTMAS - I give to YOU... "CONSTITUTION WARS: Revenge of the Smith" #alberta #abpoli #ableg🎁
December 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
🎄Fourth day of "The 12 Days of Griftmas" - Ding-dong Adriana LaGrange #Alberta 🎁
December 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
📣The Alberta Next Panel report is in and I am picking it apart like the remains of an overcooked holiday turkey.

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#abpoli #ableg #ucp #alberta
Alberta Next? No Thanks.
The Alberta Next Panel report is in and I am picking it apart like the remains of an overcooked holiday turkey.
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December 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
🎄Third day of "The 12 Days of Griftmas" - Ding-dong Mickey Amery #Alberta 🎁
December 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
🎄Second day of "The 12 Days of Griftmas" with a series of shorts each day, poking fun at our fav #Alberta ding-dongs 🎁
December 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
🎄Kicking off "The 12 Days of Griftmas" with a series of shorts each day, poking fun at our fav #Alberta ding-dongs 🎁
December 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
📣"Leave it at home, Nicolaides. Don’t bring it to work when your job is to be neutral and represent all children, all parents, all teachers, and all schools."

#abpoli #ableg #alberta #ucp

dasheibz.substack.com/p/albertas-e...
Alberta’s Education Minister just mailed Jesus to everyone’s inbox
This wasn’t “season’s greetings.” It was theology, delivered through a public institution, to everyone.
dasheibz.substack.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
📣Insightful follow-up article to my previous pre-AGM coverage. Grab a coffee and start your week off with some laughs (and one very serious note). #abpoli #ableg #ucp #alberta

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UCP AGM 2025 Wrap-up: Smith’s Speech, Ranked by How Fast It Melts Your Brain!
A follow-up article to the previous AGM article where I made some predictions, and this is a continuation of that.
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December 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
📣About that Auditor General report that was just released. We have some problems.

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#abpoli #ableg #alberta
Auditor General Report Result: High Risk
Alberta’s Auditor General signs off on the books – raises major concerns.
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December 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
📢The UCP released a memo today. Not this one, but this one is more appropriate. #abpoli #ableg
December 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
📣 Yo, Nicolaides. You done. 😂

#abpol #ableg #recall

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Get Edumacated (Operation Total Recall)
YouTube video by DasHeibz
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December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
📣I like making things. So I will just leave this right here.

#operationtotalrecall #abpoli #ableg

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Operation Total Recall - Recall Them All
YouTube video by DasHeibz
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November 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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📣UCP AGM 2025: "Annual General Madness"

"Where the ridiculous attend by paid membership to lobby their own government with uneducated idiocy and madness ideas."

#UCP #ABPOLI #ABLEG #ALBERTA
UCP AGM 2025: “Annual General Madness”
Where the ridiculous attend by paid membership to lobby their own government with uneducated idiocy and madness ideas.
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November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
📢"If you design and run a disability system that predictably harms people, contradicts your own rules, and treats disabled people as a budget lever—not as rights-holders—you will, eventually, be forced to answer for it."

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#AISH #CDB #ALBERTA #ABPOLI #ABLEG
Policy by Punishment: Alberta’s Road to a Lawsuit
Why we need to pay attention to what just happened in Nova Scotia because what is happening here in Alberta is discriminatory, involves coercion, and abuses the disabled for revenue.
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November 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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📣NEW : She's the Devil (...in a blue dress)

Non-Vulgar Version

#abpoli #ableg #resist
She's The Devil (...in a blue dress)
YouTube video by DasHeibz
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November 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM