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First I drink the coffee, then I explain the Internet*.

Profile picture: a LEGO minifigure (head: light tan, goatee, glasses; torso: black t-shirt with green text #! […]

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CVS, may a thousand pigs eat their executive suite and upper management.
December 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Website: Can we send you email?

Me: No.

Website: Are you sure?

Me: Yes.

Website: So can we send you email?

Me: No.

Website: Can we share your information with 8135 of our closest partners?

Me: No.

Website: 8136, now?

Me: No.

Me: If you wouldn't accept this behavior from a store clerk […]
Original post on tilde.zone
tilde.zone
December 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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I also installed @AsahiLinux on my work issued Mac, and I love it!

Unfotunately, I have a stock Macbook Pro M2, so HDMI out isn't working yet.

At least I'll have a nice Linux laptop experience when I'm mobile but will still need to limp along with the minimal MacOS install in the office and […]
Original post on oldbytes.space
oldbytes.space
December 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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If all the people who work at airports told you, "don't fly that airline," I hope you would listen.

When all the musicians who have the freedom to be honest tell you, "don't use Spotify," you might consider other options for listening to music.
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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This was probably my peak as a sysadmin. The next logical career step would have been working for Google which was not unattractive in 2001 aside from needing to relocate to the Bay Area which I was not willing to do.

As it played out Excite went under after being cored out by @Home, I worked […]
Original post on oldbytes.space
oldbytes.space
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I had the strangest dream last night about being in a strange college, and pregnant.

It's especially strange since I am cis-male.

When I woke up I realized that the bulge in my abdomen I had felt in my dream was exactly where Gracie (a cat) was sleeping on me.
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
#food #pizza #customs

Under what conditions, if any, is it acceptable to cut a circular pizza into a grid rather than wedges?
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Northern lights

#aurora
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Meta, Meta, Meta. So Meta. This Reuters report is 🔥

"Meta is earning a fortune on a deluge of fraudulent ads, documents show"

"Meta projected 10% of its 2024 revenue would come from ads for scams and banned goods, documents seen by Reuters show. And the social media giant internally estimates […]
Original post on infosec.exchange
infosec.exchange
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The most consistently successful uses of LLMs that I'm seeing other than spicy autocomplete comes from places which have given the LLMs access to their databases with more permissions than they give to human users.

Yeah: they're solving their administrative/permissioning/query-builder issues by […]
Original post on tilde.zone
tilde.zone
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I knocked a tissue box off the table, and it landed on our grumpy elder cat.

He was unpurrturbed.
October 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
There are two kinds of reliability.

(Yeah, there may be more, but work with me for a moment.)

In the first kind, you set up a machine to do a job. It does it over and over again, exactly the same way. As long as you feed it the expected inputs, it gives you the expected outputs. Iron becomes […]
Original post on tilde.zone
tilde.zone
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
How many karma points to a util?
October 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Archimedes tries out cosplay as a Firefox.

#caturday a little early
October 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
October 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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running for president in '28, my entire campaign is just two posters, one picturing prominent members of the current administration beneath the banner headline "PRISON", and another of all the leading techbros beneath the banner headline 'WE WILL TAKE ALL THEIR MONEY'
October 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you describe a career as "meteoric", do you really mean it starts out in space and plummets to the ground while burning up in the atmosphere?
October 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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lol no you don't #privacy #cookies
October 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Today I discovered:

I rarely think of "this software is written in this language with this toolkit" as a positive factor, only a neutral or negative factor.

#til #tech #neepery
October 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
#ai #crash

Assuming that the crash starts before the nominal end of the Trump administration, how will they react?

My instant assessment is that nobody in that administration has the ability or desire to soft-land the economy. When the ship is undeniably sinking, the rats will flee.
October 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Today's ice cream: chocolate Irish whiskey.

My first critical taster said "professional level" so I am squeeing.
October 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Zimmerman, if an American jumps out of an airplane, you can't sell him a parachute until after he hits the ground. I don't even flap about it anymore. Americans are manic freaks who slack off suicidally between crises and then work their elbows to a bone to meet a crisis after it has bashed them […]
Original post on tilde.zone
tilde.zone
October 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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WOOT! The new 8G RAM, 500GB SSD and battery for my 2009 17" Macbook Pro have arrived! And I even have a super kind coworker who's offered to do the installation for me when we're in the office next week.

Now, the big decision, do I try for another assault on #nix DOOM mountain or do I embrace […]
Original post on oldbytes.space
oldbytes.space
October 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Bro, we want you to pay us and install our rootkit and spyware to protect you from the bad people out there who want to install rootkits and spyware!"
October 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM