Not mine, but it amused me, hope you enjoy as well:

Someone had these made and posted a pic on reddit. You are my spirit animal.

I'm a federal employee, love my job and my agency, and I'm terrified. That is all.

Saw this on reddit, and it made me feel a little better:
"People are going to use their freedom badly. That's the way freedom works - but it's better than not having freedom." Zena Hitz