Dascylus
@dascylus.bsky.social
Part-time caregiver, full-time Corgi Dad. Sometimes a WoL, Vtuber enjoyer, and just living with ADHD searching for that next hyper fixation.
All I need to hear is "manosphere" to know he's a completely unbearable tool.
December 12, 2025 at 9:55 AM
All I need to hear is "manosphere" to know he's a completely unbearable tool.
Me already missing the subathon times and getting this treat in my social feed 😁
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Me already missing the subathon times and getting this treat in my social feed 😁
Neither ChatGPT nor Grok can give you treats, so owner is always best source.
December 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Neither ChatGPT nor Grok can give you treats, so owner is always best source.
Even Bluesky can't handle the horchata cannons, I guess.
August 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Even Bluesky can't handle the horchata cannons, I guess.
Been waiting 6 years for the Katana Zero DLC. I like it when devs aren't being rushed by pushy publishers.
August 22, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Been waiting 6 years for the Katana Zero DLC. I like it when devs aren't being rushed by pushy publishers.
That spaghetti doesn't taste like spaghetti....
August 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
That spaghetti doesn't taste like spaghetti....
Happy Spoopyween indeed :3
August 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Happy Spoopyween indeed :3
I had to buy UV protective clothing for when I go out. I feel like a dingus, but I'd feel even worse if I had to use an umbrella with no rain 🫠 I don't have the energy to tell everyone I burn easily amd sunscreen doesn't work😫
August 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I had to buy UV protective clothing for when I go out. I feel like a dingus, but I'd feel even worse if I had to use an umbrella with no rain 🫠 I don't have the energy to tell everyone I burn easily amd sunscreen doesn't work😫
Never thought I'd be wishing I were a sharkman 🤣
August 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Never thought I'd be wishing I were a sharkman 🤣
The perfect woman doesn't exi- 👀
August 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The perfect woman doesn't exi- 👀
Horchata do be delicious 🤤
July 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Horchata do be delicious 🤤
Girl, you're making me want horchata.
July 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Girl, you're making me want horchata.
Time to digitize yourself and infect everyone's Steam library!
July 23, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Time to digitize yourself and infect everyone's Steam library!
I was like "who tf is Laga Dyga?"
July 17, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I was like "who tf is Laga Dyga?"
Definitely someone who missed the "I'm in a loving and committed relationship" memo if not all of the above.
July 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Definitely someone who missed the "I'm in a loving and committed relationship" memo if not all of the above.
Playing Umamusume at 3am is such a vibe I identify with 🫠
July 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Playing Umamusume at 3am is such a vibe I identify with 🫠
I honestly still think it's wild running into one of the village doomsayers at the grocery store. Like smh, someone actually let them out of the home?
July 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I honestly still think it's wild running into one of the village doomsayers at the grocery store. Like smh, someone actually let them out of the home?
Ngl, I thought that said "I'll now take 7 of you horn dogs"🫠
June 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Ngl, I thought that said "I'll now take 7 of you horn dogs"🫠
In the sun? I don't wanna die! 🤣
June 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
In the sun? I don't wanna die! 🤣
I love seeing a world where Ramba Ral gets to live a good life that isn't Build Fighters/Divers
June 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I love seeing a world where Ramba Ral gets to live a good life that isn't Build Fighters/Divers
What's worse is they'll claim they're being bullied when we're doing the chill thing and blocking, not choosing to engage.
June 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
What's worse is they'll claim they're being bullied when we're doing the chill thing and blocking, not choosing to engage.
They must be really mad we all blocked them because they were being insensitive and lacking empathy.
June 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
They must be really mad we all blocked them because they were being insensitive and lacking empathy.
They need to start developing bras that reduce the impact of gravity. So many women would probably be less miserable if their massive honkaroos felt like they were in less than 1G.
June 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
They need to start developing bras that reduce the impact of gravity. So many women would probably be less miserable if their massive honkaroos felt like they were in less than 1G.