DasCulprit
@dasculprit.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/DasCulprit
Mostly re-posts, sometimes pets. Randos with an all-female follow list get blocked.
Mostly re-posts, sometimes pets. Randos with an all-female follow list get blocked.
"I did go to bed with 'Renzo once or twice. Hell, it was just a coke thing. I could do anything, so I did that too."
-Gov. Fred Picker, Primary Colors (film)
-Gov. Fred Picker, Primary Colors (film)
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"I did go to bed with 'Renzo once or twice. Hell, it was just a coke thing. I could do anything, so I did that too."
-Gov. Fred Picker, Primary Colors (film)
-Gov. Fred Picker, Primary Colors (film)
Dinnertime for the Porch Kitties. (The other 2 are here, but hidden from view behind one of the kitty houses.)
It's almost Friday, y'all. Hang in there.
It's almost Friday, y'all. Hang in there.
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Dinnertime for the Porch Kitties. (The other 2 are here, but hidden from view behind one of the kitty houses.)
It's almost Friday, y'all. Hang in there.
It's almost Friday, y'all. Hang in there.
Feature or bug? Whenever I click the 'x' to close or minimize an ad, it does nothing until eventually opening the ad that I'm acknowledging I don't wish to see. Almost every time, on any platform or browser. Feels like an intentional bait-&-switch tactic. 🙄
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Feature or bug? Whenever I click the 'x' to close or minimize an ad, it does nothing until eventually opening the ad that I'm acknowledging I don't wish to see. Almost every time, on any platform or browser. Feels like an intentional bait-&-switch tactic. 🙄
Diamond Seltzer? Chad Wombles? Jay Hood? I had to look this shit up because I thought it was satire.
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Diamond Seltzer? Chad Wombles? Jay Hood? I had to look this shit up because I thought it was satire.
Done! Bagheera wasn't pleased that I snatched him up, but I told him we were commanded to STOP AND LOOK. 🤣
September 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Done! Bagheera wasn't pleased that I snatched him up, but I told him we were commanded to STOP AND LOOK. 🤣
This slug steals cat kibble. 🤣
August 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This slug steals cat kibble. 🤣
Matt Damon's best role:
August 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Matt Damon's best role:
The raccoon even converted my mom, who at first shooed him/her away. Here she is dispensing treats while some of the Porch Kitties keep watch for the neighborhood Bully Cat:
April 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The raccoon even converted my mom, who at first shooed him/her away. Here she is dispensing treats while some of the Porch Kitties keep watch for the neighborhood Bully Cat:
Now a regular visitor, checking in during daylight hours. 💗
April 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Now a regular visitor, checking in during daylight hours. 💗
I have 2 cats (& several neighborhood strays who've adopted me) but I'd like to share with you my raccoon friend, coaxed out from under my car with a bit of dry cat food. Visited in broad daylight.
April 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I have 2 cats (& several neighborhood strays who've adopted me) but I'd like to share with you my raccoon friend, coaxed out from under my car with a bit of dry cat food. Visited in broad daylight.
March 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Enough doomscrolling; time to pre-game for Friday by sharing a Porch Kitty Family Dinner pic:
March 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Enough doomscrolling; time to pre-game for Friday by sharing a Porch Kitty Family Dinner pic:
It's giving... this:
March 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It's giving... this:
This kissass, pick-me simp. "Red, White, and Blueland."
If you're a resident of GA D1, blow up this motherf**ker's phone:
If you're a resident of GA D1, blow up this motherf**ker's phone:
February 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This kissass, pick-me simp. "Red, White, and Blueland."
If you're a resident of GA D1, blow up this motherf**ker's phone:
If you're a resident of GA D1, blow up this motherf**ker's phone:
Meanwhile, over on TikTok:
January 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Meanwhile, over on TikTok:
10:44pm EST seems a weird time to pull the plug.
January 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
10:44pm EST seems a weird time to pull the plug.
Riley doesn't want me to put away the holiday pillows.
January 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Riley doesn't want me to put away the holiday pillows.
"His papers being seized, any evidence of that?"
www.cia.gov/readingroom/...
www.muckrock.com/news/archive...
www.cia.gov/readingroom/...
www.muckrock.com/news/archive...
December 31, 2024 at 7:56 PM
"His papers being seized, any evidence of that?"
www.cia.gov/readingroom/...
www.muckrock.com/news/archive...
www.cia.gov/readingroom/...
www.muckrock.com/news/archive...
Christmas tree, looking extra raggedy because *some* shadow demon from the Nether Realm CANNOT STOP F**KING WITH IT and EATING all the ornaments. 🤣
Notice the guilty Void Himself, startled mid-molestation by my aggravated shouts, freshly sprung from his compromised target.
Saboteur!
Notice the guilty Void Himself, startled mid-molestation by my aggravated shouts, freshly sprung from his compromised target.
Saboteur!
December 18, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Christmas tree, looking extra raggedy because *some* shadow demon from the Nether Realm CANNOT STOP F**KING WITH IT and EATING all the ornaments. 🤣
Notice the guilty Void Himself, startled mid-molestation by my aggravated shouts, freshly sprung from his compromised target.
Saboteur!
Notice the guilty Void Himself, startled mid-molestation by my aggravated shouts, freshly sprung from his compromised target.
Saboteur!