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@dasboomer.bsky.social
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dasboomer.bsky.social
My costume today is 'demon reluctantly conforming to dress code'.
Happy Halloween!
A white femme human with blue hair between jaw and shoulder length and several inches of fresh badly bleach roots creating an awkward blue and blonde two tone. They are wearing intense red lipstick and eyeshadow, with red cosmetic contacts. Black iridescent body glitter sprays over their temples and their hair is pushed behind their left ear giving a partial view of multiple ear piercings with dangling chain jewelry. A fancy red silk button up shirt's collar peeks out from the neck of cheap grey polyester polo with a company logo on the left breast that has been redacted. Their expression is the kind of smile that says 'this sucks, but I'm required to be polite about it'
November 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
dasboomer.bsky.social
Okay, I'm having a brain moment and can't identify this celebrity's face. I know she's a well known powerhouse musician.
I am almost completely certain, even without placing her name, that she is not a member of The Garages.
Windows Media Player, are you okay?
A screenshot of Media Player. The song currently playing is 'Fight Gods', the band is 'the garages' and the album is 'DISCIPLINE'. In the lower left corner the correct album art is displayed, showing tentacles descending on a levitating peanut reading a book with a bottom border of blue flames. But the greater part of the window is displaying a close up glam shot of a famous black woman musician who is in no way associated with The Garages specifically or Baseball as a whole to the extent of my knowledge.
October 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
dasboomer.bsky.social
Huh. The link you post has a preview showing this is a page that says things, but when I click it:
Screenshot of the Fandom Wiki page for The Sandown Clown. All it has is the title and the message 'There is currently no text I'm this page. You can search for the page title in other pages, or search the related logs, but you do not have permission to creat this page'
October 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
dasboomer.bsky.social
Oh hell yeah, I'd watch that. I love DS9.
Photo taken off the side of the road. Beyond the highway barrier there is a concrete wall showing two large graffiti'd words and many smaller ones. The two large words are most likely separate pieces judging from color and font choices, but are positioned such that they can be read as one phrase: 'QUARK BIOPIK'
September 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
dasboomer.bsky.social
I'm glad people can be more open about things these days, but it just kinda feels like straight up advertising Americana Nostalgia Fetish services on a bill board is a bit much?
Photo of a billboard against a background of greenery. It reads "SUNFLOWER DAYS AT KNUTSON FARM" across the top. Below there is a field of sunflowers and in between there is smaller text reading "5 ACRE FIELD - U PICK SUNFLOWERS - FARM PLAY"
September 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
dasboomer.bsky.social
Disappointed to see you sleeping on the Olympic Peninsula having been straight up morphed into a rabbit vibe.
A screenshot from the edge of the AI generated propaganda being critisized in the quoted post zoomed in on the West Coast of the horrible slop US map, with a red circle around the protrusion that should be the Olympic Peninsula in Washington State and is instead a childishly drawn silhouette of a rabbit. A product photo of a bright pink sparkley translucent rabbit vibrator standing in a white field beside a box which proclaims it to be a 'lil diva 8 function rabbit vbrator' by 'hott love'. This is not a model that has been manufactured with an actual small sculpture of a woodland creature for the clitoral stimulator, but that actually kind of increases the resemblance to the deformed peninsula in the previous photo.
September 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
dasboomer.bsky.social
On the one hand, it hurts me deeply on a personal level that a Spirit Halloween just opened in the empty shell of my local Joanne's.
On the other hand . . .
Photo of a white person's left hand, taken while in the driver's seat of a car. Background shows a steering wheel, car window, and denim clad leg. The hand in the foreground bears a shiny silvery metal bracelet from which extends a set of stylized metal hand bones laid along the real hand and held in place by an attached ring on each finger.
August 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
dasboomer.bsky.social
Post your lock screen:
Screen shot of a phone lock screen showing an extremely angry looking grey kitten sitting upright in an awkward posture. In front of the kitten there is a watermelon. Behind the kitten there is greenery. Along the top white letters spell 'ist meine Wassermel' with the letters obviously cut off on the edges indicating a longer phrase. Directly on the kitten's chest is the word 'meine'. The time and date display on the kitten's forehead as 3:21 on Sat, July 26, and at the very top it shows the phone has poor service and 65% battery.
July 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
dasboomer.bsky.social
My new pajama shirt.
I was already excited about it in the first placebut when I bought it I somehow missed that the text glows in the dark.
A white femme human with shoulder length blue hair stands in a beige corner and smiles at the camera. They are wearing a black t shirt with red block text that reads SLEEP LIKE THERE'S NOBODY WATCHING
July 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
dasboomer.bsky.social
I've been a bit more interested in vehicles lately since developing a crush on a Car Guy.
I'm still no expert, but I think there might be something wrong with this one.
A photo taken out a car window in traffic. A grey pick up truck hauls a trailer holding an older model red sedan with a black hood. The sedan is facing backwards, allowing the viewer to see that it has no front bumper or grill and in fact no engine. The bright sunlight casts a deep shadow making an only void of the empty space.
July 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
dasboomer.bsky.social
Mark of the Dead God by Victor C. Regis, pulpy high fantasy, not horny at all despite the cover art, stand alone and deeply satisfying.
The cover of a book. Text along the top reads MARK OF THE DEAD GOD while the author's name VICTOR C. REGIS is in smaller text along the bottom. Between them a woman with gold skin crouches on the back of a giant lizard. The lizard wears a bridle like a horse and she holds the reins in her left hand. Her right hand holds a curving sword in front of and above her head. Her long black hair is bound up at the top of her head then runs in a flowing ribbon out behind her. She is wearing black 'armor' that follows the lines of a one piece swimsuit, leaving her legs and right arm entirely bare, while her left arm bears a disconnected sleeve of the same material. Looking closely at her face a scar can be seen on her forehead, centered between her eyes. Her right eye is glowing a cold pale blue. A strange city can be hazily seen in the background.
June 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
dasboomer.bsky.social
I thiiiiink this was the most recently painted of them.
Photo of the space under a raised highway. Paintings on a concrete wall are framed by concrete support pillars. The focus is on a huge skull painted largely in black with white and red highlighting. There is a black field shaped in aanner that brings toi d Darth Vader's cowled helmet creating negative space to let the skull pop. It has been painted over top of black and white letters reading 'SATN' painted with bold straight lines and effects to give the impression of crumbling stone. Beside the skull are letters in black and white cursive reading 'Winners Circle'.
May 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
dasboomer.bsky.social
Again, the watercolor effect, I have no clue how that works but I love it.
Photo out a car window of a painting on concrete support structure for a raised road. The painting is a jawless skull in red and white with the colors smokey, smeared, running slightly, giving a strong impression of being like water color.
May 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
dasboomer.bsky.social
Unfortunately I never got a better picture of this one, and I recently saw it's been painted over.
Photo out a car window. Across two lanes of traffic, below a glass building, a painting can be seen on the support structure of an overpass. Despite the distance the black and white coloring and bold line work make it visible. It is of a jawless skull with an inverted cross on the forehead. Beside and above it the word 'Satn' is written in curved letters of turquoise with black and white highlights.
May 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
dasboomer.bsky.social
This one is the oldest as far as I can tell, andy favorite. Just look at those colors, and how they make it look like watercolor almost. How do you DO that in spray paint on concrete? Magic. Plus, you know, I love skulls, and I love colorful skulls.
Photo of the concrete support pillars under a stretch of raise highway. Pretty much all of the pillars have art on them, but the focus of the image is on one with a painting of an openouthed skull with an inverted cross on it's forehead. The painting is in white, turquoise, yellow, and red. The colors are almost smokey, giving an effect like watercolor or smudged charcoal pigments.
May 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
dasboomer.bsky.social
I took it a second time because I was kinda split on some answers, and got this, which is just... how dare you, quiz:
Your Result: mutual pining yearning incarnate, you're addicted to listening to sad songs and daydreaming about your crush, and you definitely don't prefer delusional imagined relationships to real ones...
May 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
dasboomer.bsky.social
The first time I took it I got this one, which, eh, sure I guess:
Your Result: only one bed the main character, the mood the vibe the moment, you might be a little basic, but cliches are cliches for a reason!
May 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
dasboomer.bsky.social
It's my mom's birthday.
I didn't bake the cake, but I made the frostings and decorated it.
Look, it pretty.
A dark chocolate cake topped with the mottled light brown caramel/coconut/pecan sauce associated traditionally with German Chocolate Cake. There is a double row of piped stars at the base of the cake, a single row along the top edge, and a round cluster in the center framed by a circle with an intermittent outer layer kind of making it a bigger star. A savvy viewer might infer this is the decorating plan of someone making up new things to ad until they ran out of frosting.
May 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
dasboomer.bsky.social
Two cookie sheets, each holding two dozen tiny ruffle edged tart pans in the foreground the tarts are filled with huckleberry cheesecake in a pleasing shade of purple. The tarts were somewhat overfilled, so the cheesecake has bulged up awkwardly. Two cookie sheets, each holding two dozen tiny ruffle edged tart pans. In the foreground are butter tarts, the brown filling sloppily covering parts of the crust from having been over filled and boiling over as they baked.
April 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
dasboomer.bsky.social
Goth thread?
I went to Caturday last week.
A white fem human standing in front of a beige door holding the camera at arms length at a slight angle. They have blue hair held back with a black head band with cat ears on it and are wearing a black T-shirt with an image of a skull composited out of pictures of kittens, with a blue long sleeve under shirt. They have heavy dark blue eye make up and blue lipstick on, with a black lip ring on the right side of their bottom lip. They are looking into the camera with a neutral expression
April 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
dasboomer.bsky.social
This batch I sieved the seeds out of the raspberry, which was a massive pain, but so worth it
A metal sieve held up over a pastry bag stuffed into a pink cup drips raspberry sauce. In the background is a messy table, including a white bowl full of a mass of raspberry seeds, still lightly covered in red sauce. The whole mess is somewhat gorey looking.
March 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
dasboomer.bsky.social
Sooooooo many tarts
Twenty unbaked tarts in individual tart pans sit on a cookie sheet. The raw dough frames white filling painstakingly herringbone with purple, because I'm extra as fuck and it's not enough to just make huckleberry cheesecake I have to try to make it fancy looking
March 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
dasboomer.bsky.social
Queen of Hearts Raspberry tarts
Mad Hatter Butter tarts
Cheshire Cat Huckleberry Cheesecake
and Enchanted Mushroom Chocolate (I ran out of Alice and Wonderland themed characters that could be easily represented with simplistic shapes and seemed even vaguely affliatable to flavors)
A top down view of a pastry tower with mismatched white floral plates shows the small tarts on top. There are two each of four varieties, each with a white fondant decoration. Pink filling shows clearly around hearts for the raspberry. Little top hats almost entirely obscure the warm brown of butter tarts. Purple and off white swirls show behind crescent moons meant to be smiles on huckleberry cheesecake. Mushrooms sit on the dark brown chocolate. The table the tower sits on is finished dark grey And there's a small clump of white flowers sitting off to the side.
March 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
dasboomer.bsky.social
Yesterday, I made tarts.
I made like 80 tarts. 83? 82?
Hard to count at that point. The best 64 went off to an Alice in Wonderland themed fundraiser.
A pastry towers made of mismatched white plates in floral prints suspended by gold hardware sits on a dark grey dining table with black chairs in the background. All three layers of the tower hold tiny tarts with white fondant decorations.
March 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
dasboomer.bsky.social
Okay, please tell me it's not just me.
A cardboard grocery store display full of 'bang' brand energy drink cans. The cans are white with the logo of a lowercase b containing a stylized target with a bolt of electricity for a bull's eye. Above the cans the display stand has an advertisement for a flavor. A helpful banner at the top left tells us it's 'NEW'. The advertisement centers a can in a composition that may be intended as a reference/parody to heist movie posters. Six black men lean out from around the can, all dressed in black paramilitary-esque gear. Their poses and attitudes are all distinct, as though we are meant to infer personalities and perhaps even Heist Roles from this still. As a background the ad has a helicopter shining a search light into a landing zone at night. Along the top text says the brand name of 'bang' and then ANY MEANS POSSIBLE with the electrical bolt from the logo. The name of the new flavor being advertised sits at the bottom of the image like a movie title. In big block white text it reads 'ANY MEANS', then on orange text 'ORANGE'.
March 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM