I'm walking my dogs and stop to talk to a neighbor, have to talk over the crows who are making a raucous.
Neighbor "I don't know why they are doing that."
Me "There is an owl in your willow."
Them looking "where?"
Me "Don't know but that is why they do that."
We then look around and find the owl.

This is why I talk at crows when I see them at home or work. They bring shiny things, mainly mica (mineral) pieces. And cornbread. Which makes me wonder where they are getting it, why they are not eating it, and why do they leave it in my flowerbed?!

Used Solarwinds which was fine once configured properly, recently moved to Datadog which while good for applications is not good for network monitoring, now moving to Observium.

I struggle with MSSPs that close out alerts as "blocked, no customer impact" when we definitely want these escalated!

"That sounded better in my head." my be my epitaph. Think before you speak doesn't always work when not everybody interprets things the same way.

That was 2019 for me.

More funny because you found a picture of a telephone cable and a modem port. Would today's equivalent be aluminum foil on an antenna?

I understand that reference (chesco here). And I have used "I actually Canadian" when traveling which is part true as my mom is Canadian.

Or the study if the Houston Astros

I agree!

Please FINish this thread :)

I'm pretty sure that is the bird that tried to sell my an extended warranty for my car. In this case they had a more captive audience having a snack.

I came here for this content. As in I signed up for bsky and this was at the top of my feed. Well done!