Daryl Turnbull
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Daryl Turnbull
@daryltu.bsky.social
Failed optimist turned cynic. Sniping from the sidelines. All views entirely heretical. Get Tae Falkirk,......
The weather vane in human form Keir Starmer is sorry that Mandelson was found out, thereby making him look like a daftie.......
February 5, 2026 at 11:34 AM
The ketamine addled ex incel turned breeder car salesman Elon Musk posts on X that money can't buy happiness.
He's still sore that Epstein didn't invite him to that party.......
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Morgan McSweeney - get Tae fuck ya tedious bawbag......
February 5, 2026 at 12:42 AM
The first lady in the Slovenian equivalent of Razzle back in the day - classy stuff........
February 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
The final reviews are in for Melania - legs akimbo in order to procure a rampant sex offender - 4 stars please.........
February 4, 2026 at 11:38 PM
"WARNING - Don't feed the MAGA Nonce".........
February 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
The indefatigable Ken Morse - maestro of the rostrum.........
February 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
The time has come for a critical reappraisal of Manimal.....
February 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Bill Gates regrets being found out for giving his ex wife the clap via a Russian hooker procured by Jeffrey Epstein........
February 4, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The Peter Mandelson vetting process -
"How well did you know Jeffrey Epstein"?
"Ah, a vague acquaintance ya know"
"Fine by us - ya got the job"......
February 4, 2026 at 9:26 PM
"The patriotic MAGA flag waver can go fuck themself" Dr John woulda said.......
February 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Give me the heavily redacted Mandelson files or give me death.......
February 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
John "where's the cue ball going"? Virgo RIP.......
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 PM
AAhhh- dear Andrew - one minute your poncing about on a horse- the next minute you're evicted.........
February 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The last repository of Jeffrey Epstein ( until he got whacked)......
February 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Mandelson the de facto deputy Prime Minister passing confidential information to that nonce Epstein, means he was working against his own government (and therefore the country) effectively making him a traitor. Never mind a Met investigation - shoot the cunt at dawn........
February 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
That ginger twat Morgan McSweeney should follow Mandelson out the door for helping appoint him. Machiavellian mastermind my arse.......
February 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
David Cop a Feel and Ghislaine Maxwell - even he can't make this photo disappear......
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Grok is a crock (of shit)......
February 3, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Release the unredacted Rockford files now........
February 3, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Donny getting sucked off by a 14 year old mysteriously vanishes from the files........
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Morgan McSweeney- as pish as Dominic Cummings when it comes down to it- advocating Mandelson.......
February 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Given the latest revelations, is Epstein Island on sale for a knock down price - asking for a friend........
February 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
The leaf blower finally finds a genuine use- ICE agent pepper spray repellent.......
February 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
"Oh Mandy, you came and you gave
Now ditch that peerage"........
February 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM