I swear, the food's gone bad by the time they finish cooking it.
I swear, the food's gone bad by the time they finish cooking it.
UPS Email (same day): YOUR PACKAGE WILL ARRIVE TOMORROW!
UPS Tracking: We don't have the package yet.
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UPS Email (same day): YOUR PACKAGE WILL ARRIVE TOMORROW!
UPS Tracking: We don't have the package yet.
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I have done something wrong.
I have done something wrong.
Stomach: ... the fuck you just say?
Stomach: ... the fuck you just say?