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Darwin Woodka
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@w7voa
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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@thetnholler.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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What we could have had if America wasn't so damned racist and sexist
October 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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@ai6yr

seems to have tacoed out
October 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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GOP: “HAHA We control EVERYTHING!!! FEAR US”

*government shuts down*

GOP: “It’s the Democrat’s fault!!"
"A shutdown falls on the president's lack of leadership. I mean problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top. A shutdown means the president is weak." Donald J. Trump 2013
October 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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@QueenOfTheCroneAge

Project 2025:
Military service is the most difficult task we ask of our citizens, and our nation is enormously blessed that so many young, patriotic Americans eagerly volunteer to carry such a heavy burden. We owe them everything, and we must do better. To do better, however, means recognizing and implementing four overriding priorities: e Priority No. 1: Reestablish a culture of command accountability, nonpoliticization, and warfighting focus. e Priority No. 2: Transform our armed forces for maximum effectiveness in an era of great-power competition. e Priority No. 3: Provide necessary support to Department of Homeland Security (DHS) border protection operations. Border protection is a national security issue that requires sustained attention and effort by all elements of the executive branch. e Priority No. 4: Demand financial transparency and accountability.
September 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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@briankrebs

Project 2025:
Military service is the most difficult task we ask of our citizens, and our nation is enormously blessed that so many young, patriotic Americans eagerly volunteer to carry such a heavy burden. We owe them everything, and we must do better. To do better, however, means recognizing and implementing four overriding priorities: e Priority No. 1: Reestablish a culture of command accountability, nonpoliticization, and warfighting focus. e Priority No. 2: Transform our armed forces for maximum effectiveness in an era of great-power competition. e Priority No. 3: Provide necessary support to Department of Homeland Security (DHS) border protection operations. Border protection is a national security issue that requires sustained attention and effort by all elements of the executive branch. e Priority No. 4: Demand financial transparency and accountability.
September 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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oh my....
September 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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@normative.bsky.social
1932 ELECTION ® Hoover » “The Worst is Past" » "Prosperity is Just | Around the Corner"
September 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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@gottalaff.bsky.social

The hand slipped out today
August 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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@w7voa

FRESH NOT FASH
August 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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@knutson_brain @briankrebs
Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social "ChatGPT, show me on a map where most of the crimes are being committed in Washington, DC." map of The White House
August 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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She was so surprised when I left my cart by her door. I know it sucked of me but it's fucking hot. This is why I'm not allowed to go to the store. I'm a bad person....
An SUV taking up FOUR shady parking spaces.
June 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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@dangillmor then doubled down too
& Be Bill Mitchell @askbillmitchell.bsky.social - 3h ~\7 So yes, | do think | have a better insight than the president of the company. I'll wait while you try to remind me that Signal is non-profit, and | retort with something clever like "And how do you developers feed themselves".
June 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Still the best cat meme of all time
Cat that looks like it chewed its way out of a box yowling fiercely captioned "I Survived, Suck It, Schrodinger!!"
June 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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@thetnholler.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Since this is relevant again
Welcome to Protesting! Choose your class: FIGHTER: March in demonstrations TANK: Put your body between the vulnerable and cops’ attacks ROGUE: Flood snitch lines with false reports/kpop facecams/etc HEALER: Provide medical support and supplies to protesters BARD: spread the word and help members of the other classes keep up their spirits and mental health CHEMIST: Provide food and needed supplies to communities targeted by police and agitators WIZARD: Use your technical skills/platform to help keep lines of communication going and inform people SUPPORT CASTER: Keep your allies strong by donating money and/or time to bail funds, protest orgs, etc No matter your skills and resources, thete’s a class for you to play and a role you can fill!
June 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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[Religious irreverence]

@ai6yr
We have a new Pope (orange smoke)
May 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Why does FedEx always feel like a hostage situation
WE HAVE YOUR PACKAGE
April 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Thank you Lithuania. Sorry our "president" is a fucking moron
April 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Kidlet's getting inspired tonight
April 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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When it feels like you've been fighting for your rights your entire life
WOMENS DAY MARCH 130 ASSEMBLE AT © ALDGATE EAST STMARYS CHURCHYARD WHITECHAPEL HICH STE.I 2:30 MARCH TO VICTORIA PARK HACKNEY E94 contact: WOMENS LIBERATION WORKSHOP, 38 EARLHAM ST. WCZ2. MARCH 8th 1975
March 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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OMG the eggs were RIGHT FUCKING THERE
Katie Britt kitchen table SOTU response 2024 with a dozen eggs captioned "How to Fit a Dozen Children at the Kitchen Table"
March 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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This six week speedrun into a total fuckup is really something, huh?

Congrats, GOP. You own this shitshow!
March 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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@leahmcelrath.bsky.social

they're talking about that too
February 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM