The other one can’t afford the million dolla pardons cost.

Sweet potato fries and balsamic ketchup.

This piece finally brought home why he appealed to poor people. Other rich people didn’t like him, and that made him one of them. That, and the total absence of any fancy manners.

You look like you “ had a couple of lap dances before breakfast.”

Someone fix this hole in the space- time continuum immediately .

This is trending on bluesky dear. I hope you’ve seen it.

Stage Beauty is a lot of fun.

Don’t miss Cruising the Coast next year. You can stay at my house. I mean it. I’m quite old and safe.

Forget her. I have a bottle of Pappy and I can see the Gulf of MEXICO from my home. James Carville lives in the next town. We’ll go be Biloxi Shuckers fans, and live for baseball and politics. We’ll be so happy together.
-Even us old girls have fantasies. mine is a more romantic version of Misery.

My first boyfriend had a dating tractor.

We see how sexually excited they seem to become by it. Unless it’s in a courtroom, don’t ask.