darwin roberts
@darwinroberts.bsky.social
Last summer I walked from there down past Grant Park almost to McCormick Place at 1 am and nothing happened
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Last summer I walked from there down past Grant Park almost to McCormick Place at 1 am and nothing happened
Beavs fans are inherently sickos
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Beavs fans are inherently sickos
...and now it's almost 11 pm, in Corvallis
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 AM
...and now it's almost 11 pm, in Corvallis
Unlocks a secret bonus level
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Unlocks a secret bonus level
Hmm, almost like the cartels are smart enough to not send their important members on a boat that might get bombed
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hmm, almost like the cartels are smart enough to not send their important members on a boat that might get bombed
50 ways to leave your Louvre
November 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
50 ways to leave your Louvre
Would gegenpress be Cover 0?
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Would gegenpress be Cover 0?
I've got a bad feeling about this
October 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I've got a bad feeling about this
Maybe they turned on tonight's game and thought Monday's still hadn't ended?
October 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Maybe they turned on tonight's game and thought Monday's still hadn't ended?
[Smoltz voice] Shohei Ohtani the first player in major league history to hit 4 beveled pitches in one game
October 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
[Smoltz voice] Shohei Ohtani the first player in major league history to hit 4 beveled pitches in one game
Inside of Wolves are how many wolves
October 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Inside of Wolves are how many wolves
I'm sure the cartels will keep sending "real" cartel members on the boats and not, say, some guys whose families they threatened to kill if they didn't go
October 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'm sure the cartels will keep sending "real" cartel members on the boats and not, say, some guys whose families they threatened to kill if they didn't go
45 minutes after I saw this
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
45 minutes after I saw this
Come on 9th, do the mega en banc
October 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Come on 9th, do the mega en banc
Just don't sort by any column other than "number of punts"
October 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Just don't sort by any column other than "number of punts"
Bless you for finding a positive (?) stat with the Beavers out in front
October 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Bless you for finding a positive (?) stat with the Beavers out in front
Or when the court's employees are going unpaid...
October 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Or when the court's employees are going unpaid...
Statue of Liberty
October 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Statue of Liberty
Still, seems like they could auto-analyze station video or something less subjective
October 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Still, seems like they could auto-analyze station video or something less subjective
Now that people pay with cards, don't they have a data set that dwarfs anything they could get from a survey about travel patterns?
October 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Now that people pay with cards, don't they have a data set that dwarfs anything they could get from a survey about travel patterns?
"Ladies and gentlemen... Road Kill"
October 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"Ladies and gentlemen... Road Kill"
"Ladies and Gentlemen... Road Kill"
October 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"Ladies and Gentlemen... Road Kill"