Darwin Jones
darwinjones.bsky.social
Darwin Jones
@darwinjones.bsky.social
Former warrior. Artist. Educator.
Anarchist
House of Waffles. It's one of the Seven Kingdoms.
January 5, 2026 at 9:48 PM
So far, it's been a very long year.
January 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Apparently, his big tent is getting bigger.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Fortunately, it only happens every 27 years.
December 16, 2025 at 7:31 AM
It gets weirder. Seriously.
December 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
" I only lent you my body. You lent me your dream."
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
My favorite quote: "To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life in the gall bladder"
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Overheard
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Overheard
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I have some suggestions for the matching pants.
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Off Topic Fun Fact: Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo in one hour.
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Overheard
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
They had me at the opening dance routine. I watch it twice every time.
October 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
You're lucky, I woke up... strunk.
October 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
A neighbor of mine.
October 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It seems the media is too busy following Trump on his victory lap to actually report the news.
October 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My next door neighbors run a very successful family farming operation. Along with cattle and chickens, their major vegetable crops are corn and soybeans (and sometimes the best sweet peas and cabbage ever). They haven't changed in over twenty years. Because... subsidies.
October 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The comedians received anywhere from $150,000 to $1.6 million for a performance. Apparently, that kind of money can cause some ideologies to... evolve.
October 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
... icebox ... !
October 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
A pantsload.
September 30, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Their cosplay must be next level. (And I mean that in the most disrespectful way)
September 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Sooo... ruptured?
September 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Not at this moment.
September 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM