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daruma.bsky.social
Aaron Damrau
@daruma.bsky.social
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Casual shitpost enjoyer

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Happy November 14 everyone
A totally real panel from Alan Moore's Watchmen Narration box: "November 14: A partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before *vanishing*" A muscled skeleton in the foreground is screaming "I'M RIBS!"
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Damn, after all these years Gurren Lagann still holds up.
A close-up of the character Kamina from Gurren Lagann. The subtitle says "It's too late, Simon. I'm already Gurren La Gone."
October 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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it came to me in a vision
The End of Evangelion poster with the Saddam Hussein bunker meme in the background.
August 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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The "Officer Down" Star meme, but "officer" is replaced by "Jabroni"
July 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Bruh what is HAPPENING in this episode of The Muppets
Fozzie Bear holds Kermit the Frog's head in his hands, saying "Ok gang, Phrenology." This is not out of context. he does phrenology in this episode
June 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Getchu one (not pictured: the tiny Necronomicon on my keys)
A keychain resembling a Tomagachi made out of a Necronomicon. On the small screen is a cartoon version of the character Ash Williams from Army of Darkness. It is taken in front of the rather colorful Japanese poster for Army of Darkness.
June 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Haven't the Irish suffered enough?

Also, if you are going to make a Generative AI slop model for an Irish person the least you could have done was make a pun; the name Aiden was RIGHT THERE.
A Bluesky report form for Misleading Posts on the quoted video. The written report reads "This sucks shit from a butt."
June 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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The CroesBros as their characters The Uncanny Brothers. They are two men in high contrast lighting with makeup that makes their facial features off-putting looking. They stare menacingly down at the camera.
June 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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My results were absolutely scathing
1. Sam Witwicky 2. Itaru Hashida 3. Howard Wolowitz 4. Pete Hornberger 5. Ethan Ryan MacManus 6. Vince Masuka 7. Marty Mikalski 8. Dennis Nedry 9. Brian Zeller 10. Donny Dunn
May 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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We've seen the white smoke; a new Pope has been chosen
Miriel, Pastor of Vows from Fromsoft's Elden Ring Please do not come at me with Lore inaccuracies I've never played this game.
May 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Eaglesworth screaming "COMMONERS" He does not look well
April 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Shit man you know a movie's gonna be straight gas when it starts like this
"A Shudder Original"
April 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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If you see this, post your favorite Pokemon!
I am old and predictable
Gengar with a scrunched up face from Pokemon Stadium
March 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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[Jim Hensen takes a rip so massive it would vaporize an average college freshman]

WHAT IF SCARVES HAD TEETH???

[Exhales]
A fuzzy pink puppet with human-like teeth subtitle: Keep on grooving now it's your best bet
March 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Got some cool tattoos today
A tattoo of a crow beneath Crescent moon A tattoo of a purple skull with several eyes and rainbow colored patterns. There is a UFO with a rainbow tail coming from the skulls mouth and mushrooms and crystals are growing from the skull.
March 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Provided without context from @summonbalefire.bsky.social
A Minecraft themed Instagram chat with me: The IMDb page for the Internet shock video One Guy, One Jar OH FUCK A Twitter link Me: HE DIED IN THE FUCKING WAR IN UKRAINE
March 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Steven Flowe's entrance at The Superwrestler's event. What a hell of a show.
March 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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@ Dropout Live
Marquee above the Wang Theatre with the Dropout Improv Live graphic above it. A stage with the Dropout :D logo
January 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Alternate universe Riker shell shocked and ready to kill
January 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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The Christmas Party isn't ready for my mystery White Elephant gift
December 28, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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I always forget that I have this sticker on my Chromebook until I have to go through airport security.
A white sticker with a red star in the background with a waving Pingu the penguin wearing an olive military cap with a red star and holding an AK-47. Artist credit in the corner says "@Comrade.Pingu"
December 22, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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Looks like they're finally putting up phonetically accurate signs #boston
A light up sign for the liquor store chain "Blanchards," but the R is unlit making it look like "Blanchads" which sounds like someone with a thick Boston accent saying Blanchards.
December 18, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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Finally got the card I was looking for in #PokemonTCGPocket
A very real and definitely not fake screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket of Slaking
December 16, 2024 at 11:06 PM
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The emblem for Nintendo's Year of Luigi
December 9, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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[CEO gets gunned down in the streets]
Elon Musk:
Comic book panel of a man with several infants strapped. "You can't shoot me" "You can't take me" "You can't gas me" "You can't even knock me down" "Not without something very fragile and very precious to squish" Credit: Insufferable (2012)
December 7, 2024 at 1:15 PM