darude snowstorm
darudesnowstorm.myatproto.social
darude snowstorm
@darudesnowstorm.myatproto.social
Committing "the sin of empathy." Fun fact about me is that I always forget every fact about me when I have to write a bio.

Slava Ukraini
Free Palestine
"Fix your hearts or die."
Like something to easily let all the fellow current/former retail workers do this
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
"ANY ONE CAN KICK A$$ IN FAVORABLE CONDITIONS" has me crying laughing while also rewiring my brain with the truth of it
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Tragic: mentioned to a friend that thanks to leftover Halloween candy I discovered that sour stuff helps wake up my brain, so I saved the tiny packs of tiny sour gummy worms & started having one each morning w breakfast (prob = like 2 reg size worms)

& was informed that there is a song about me.
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Update:
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
mfw I'm eating wasabi peas for the first time in forever and see that the package has a Prop 65 warning for "lead, acrylamide and cadmium"
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Absolutely insane & dishonest. It's riding entirely on the price of eggs, but they added in other items to pretend the price of everything is down overall.

They intentionally picked the timeframe between the absolute highest egg prices in March (over $8/doz) vs the lowest prices recently (< $1.25).
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
just remembering this comic for no reason. totally unrelated to anything tonight
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Lmao just blatantly jacking up the prices so they can pretend it's on sale during the holidays
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
me scrolling the timeline getting this thread preview and opening it so fast to find out whether Jurassic World Evolution is the answer to lemon's problem which i am also having
November 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
His poor cheese 😔😔😔
November 3, 2025 at 8:03 AM
November 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Waking up to notifications for a post I made:
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Lmao I thought people were just saying stuff out of nowhere about him and that dead guy's wife, but yeah this definitely sounds like "I'm gonna get divorced" and evangelicals will cheer it on as the most Jesus-approved divorce ever as long as they claim it was his wife's idea
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
babe wake up, new "go to horny jail"
October 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's kind of becoming clear that "the corrupt govt is full of pedophiles" isn't really a conspiracy theory as much as it's just... that's the political strategy to find people they can blackmail into doing their bidding.

And then they're all just blackmailing each other with unspeakable crimes.
October 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
October 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Your eyes are fantastic. That's it in the lower right corner of their FB page banner.
October 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
October 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It's very true that doomerism ultimately is not helpful, but the other extreme of denialist wishful thinking is dangerous too.

It's not doomerism to anticipate that future elections are not going to be fair and free. It's realism, because they've already announced it.
October 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This is so fucking wrong and infuriating in so many ways and I can't even list them all

Burning the world to generate absolute garbage bullshit for the gullible at best and mercenary at worst, trivializing literal war against fascism while deliberately misrepresenting the current protests.
October 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM