Dartzap
@dartzap.bsky.social
Devonian. Don't feed the giraffe. Anonymous due to a lifelong career in fathoming the unfathomable and not wishing to be stalked.
I regret to inform you that we have tried this several times.
a woman is holding a large bell in her hands
ALT: a woman is holding a large bell in her hands
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June 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I regret to inform you that we have tried this several times.
Same. Carl comes across as a curious mix of Rebus and Sam Vimes.
V enjoyable.
V enjoyable.
June 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Same. Carl comes across as a curious mix of Rebus and Sam Vimes.
V enjoyable.
V enjoyable.
Samsung have really fancy ones with magnetic knobs you can move around to whichever hobs you want to use.
Yes, that is another controller to lose down the back of the sofa.
Yes, that is another controller to lose down the back of the sofa.
April 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Samsung have really fancy ones with magnetic knobs you can move around to whichever hobs you want to use.
Yes, that is another controller to lose down the back of the sofa.
Yes, that is another controller to lose down the back of the sofa.
The whiplash of them going on about stock markets bring doomed and then plugging Vanguard or some other fund management is great craic.
April 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The whiplash of them going on about stock markets bring doomed and then plugging Vanguard or some other fund management is great craic.
Paul Whitehouse definitely auditioned for a joke and inadvertently got a long term job out of it. It'll end up a story on WILTY?
April 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Paul Whitehouse definitely auditioned for a joke and inadvertently got a long term job out of it. It'll end up a story on WILTY?
Can I just say that within the context of British English, this could cause severe psychological trauma if imagined.
April 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Can I just say that within the context of British English, this could cause severe psychological trauma if imagined.
Volunteering to be the first vic, uh, act?
April 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Volunteering to be the first vic, uh, act?
I'm pretty sure it's been tried multiple times before, and failed.
April 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I'm pretty sure it's been tried multiple times before, and failed.
That is a wurst case scenario.
April 5, 2025 at 11:10 AM
That is a wurst case scenario.
Westminster can announce an election, run it, and then have full transfer of power within 25 days.
March 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Westminster can announce an election, run it, and then have full transfer of power within 25 days.
Reminds me of the good old day's of Tories infighting on WhatsApp, but somehow even less competent.
March 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Reminds me of the good old day's of Tories infighting on WhatsApp, but somehow even less competent.
What's a casual 5 trillion dollar loss between mates?
March 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
What's a casual 5 trillion dollar loss between mates?
The worst thing to have happened to Greggs was the introduction of the hot drinks machine. It slows the queue down to a crawl.
I just want a soss roll, dammit.
I just want a soss roll, dammit.
March 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The worst thing to have happened to Greggs was the introduction of the hot drinks machine. It slows the queue down to a crawl.
I just want a soss roll, dammit.
I just want a soss roll, dammit.
It sounds like one of those hilarious legal loopholes lawyers like to find: "It's not cancelled; it's just not departing" to circumvent the small print conditions.
March 12, 2025 at 8:51 AM
It sounds like one of those hilarious legal loopholes lawyers like to find: "It's not cancelled; it's just not departing" to circumvent the small print conditions.
Time to revert to the postwar scenario where some really rather mad people got to invent lots of very strange and wonderful bits of kit. Hope we have sufficient sheds to house them all.
March 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Time to revert to the postwar scenario where some really rather mad people got to invent lots of very strange and wonderful bits of kit. Hope we have sufficient sheds to house them all.
We really need to get Orbex and Skyora flying sooner rather than later.
March 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
We really need to get Orbex and Skyora flying sooner rather than later.
I feel there is but one appropriate response:
a man in armor is holding a shield and asking who
ALT: a man in armor is holding a shield and asking who
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March 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I feel there is but one appropriate response:
They'll need to do the same for thinktanks as well, as that's a more frequent attack vector.
March 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
They'll need to do the same for thinktanks as well, as that's a more frequent attack vector.
Has a whiff of this fine individual about it.
March 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Has a whiff of this fine individual about it.
Ask and ye shall receive youtu.be/ZYYOc2dqzi4?...
Boimler Can't Stop Watching Ferengi's TV Program - Star Trek Lower Decks 4x06
YouTube video by Lower Decks
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March 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ask and ye shall receive youtu.be/ZYYOc2dqzi4?...