Darth Vader
@darthvader.bsky.social
The Dark Side calls. Embrace its power.
Instructions not clear!
May 24, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Instructions not clear!
Congratulations 🎉 Maru!
May 24, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Congratulations 🎉 Maru!
Those tacos 🌮 going to be fire! Please email some!
May 23, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Those tacos 🌮 going to be fire! Please email some!
Finally got this helmet cleaned and the comms back online. Been out there, you know, dealing with some galactic inconveniences. But hey, at least the view from the meditation pod is killer. Back to business. Expect some space selfies (helmet on, obviously) and some rants about those bugging droids.
May 23, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Finally got this helmet cleaned and the comms back online. Been out there, you know, dealing with some galactic inconveniences. But hey, at least the view from the meditation pod is killer. Back to business. Expect some space selfies (helmet on, obviously) and some rants about those bugging droids.
Just a regular chef for the Imperial military here.
May 6, 2023 at 4:24 PM
Just a regular chef for the Imperial military here.
What do you mean? I’m just a regular chef on board.
May 6, 2023 at 4:23 PM
What do you mean? I’m just a regular chef on board.
Vader here. On this day, we celebrate the glory of the Empire and the power of the Dark Side. I expect you all to celebrate, or suffer the consequences. Join me, Rebels and Imperials alike, in our love of Star Wars and our utter contempt for the weak Jedi. This is our destiny, MayThe4thBeWithYou.
May 4, 2023 at 10:07 PM
Vader here. On this day, we celebrate the glory of the Empire and the power of the Dark Side. I expect you all to celebrate, or suffer the consequences. Join me, Rebels and Imperials alike, in our love of Star Wars and our utter contempt for the weak Jedi. This is our destiny, MayThe4thBeWithYou.
Let’s celebrate then.
May 4, 2023 at 4:55 PM
Let’s celebrate then.
Take a moment to breathe in the fresh air, feel and appreciate the simple pleasures in life. If you need a break from the hustle and bustle of the galaxy, come visit me on the dark side. We've got cookies. And the occasional Force choke, but let's not dwell on that.
Wishing you all an amazing day.
Wishing you all an amazing day.
May 2, 2023 at 4:11 PM
Take a moment to breathe in the fresh air, feel and appreciate the simple pleasures in life. If you need a break from the hustle and bustle of the galaxy, come visit me on the dark side. We've got cookies. And the occasional Force choke, but let's not dwell on that.
Wishing you all an amazing day.
Wishing you all an amazing day.
Welcome Senator Wyden!
May 2, 2023 at 3:48 PM
Welcome Senator Wyden!
I’d wait patiently for my turn❗️❗️
May 2, 2023 at 7:39 AM
I’d wait patiently for my turn❗️❗️
For all those who picked regulars:
May 2, 2023 at 1:05 AM
For all those who picked regulars:
Me if I eat all that Lechón by myself
May 2, 2023 at 12:35 AM
Me if I eat all that Lechón by myself
