Darth J. Trump (satire) 🦋
@darthtrumpkgb.bsky.social
Wannabee King to all world citizens. Master Strategist. Master Deal Breaker, Master Truth Turner, Elite for the unfortunate, New Yorker, Tower Complexed, Author of The Art of the Steal, friends with Darth Putin and Darth Winnie, Russian asset AKA #KRASNOV
That’s an easy one. So I can make some extra money
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
That’s an easy one. So I can make some extra money
Under my formidable leadership prices of lobster have gone down tremendously!
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Under my formidable leadership prices of lobster have gone down tremendously!
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October 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Look, I just bought a new “IKEA” tie for Pete Hegseth. I might buy one for Witkoff, so he can wear it the next time he meets up with Putin
October 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Look, I just bought a new “IKEA” tie for Pete Hegseth. I might buy one for Witkoff, so he can wear it the next time he meets up with Putin
I'm not dumb, I'm just mentally challenged!
October 22, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I'm not dumb, I'm just mentally challenged!
Who is this ugly old guy? Oh waittt it’s me
October 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Who is this ugly old guy? Oh waittt it’s me
I don’t like these European planes, no grabbing allowed 🙁🤔
October 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I don’t like these European planes, no grabbing allowed 🙁🤔
Russian ordinary people are standing in line for 2,5 gallons of gasoline, staring at their gauges in their cars just like the picture in this post. What they don’t know is that the story this picture is telling them, also reflects their (war)economy. Their cars and their country is running on fumes!
September 26, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Russian ordinary people are standing in line for 2,5 gallons of gasoline, staring at their gauges in their cars just like the picture in this post. What they don’t know is that the story this picture is telling them, also reflects their (war)economy. Their cars and their country is running on fumes!
Happy Flag day
June 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Happy Flag day
“Incredible” very “large” crowds attended my military parade. The bigliest crowd ever!
June 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“Incredible” very “large” crowds attended my military parade. The bigliest crowd ever!
All the drones and explosions of a country, without the “cards”, silenced me for two days 😗
June 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
All the drones and explosions of a country, without the “cards”, silenced me for two days 😗
Yep, it’s true, it is!
May 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Yep, it’s true, it is!
Y’all know the T.A.C.O rule? (Trump Always Chickens Out)
May 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Y’all know the T.A.C.O rule? (Trump Always Chickens Out)
Scott Bessent is so busy right now, he's getting calls from over 200 out of 195 countries in the world right now, they all want to make a deal with us! They really do. It’s true!
May 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Scott Bessent is so busy right now, he's getting calls from over 200 out of 195 countries in the world right now, they all want to make a deal with us! They really do. It’s true!
You see? Putin is a great guy, victims of the explosions in Vladimir Region, were donated toilet paper. What a great guy.
April 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
You see? Putin is a great guy, victims of the explosions in Vladimir Region, were donated toilet paper. What a great guy.
Dresscode, not for the prez
April 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Dresscode, not for the prez
