Reposted by a¢ab rocky
if that’s a crime the board of Dunkin’ is going down on RICO charges amirite
October 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
if that’s a crime the board of Dunkin’ is going down on RICO charges amirite
Blame it on the ty ty ty ty ty tylenol
September 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Blame it on the ty ty ty ty ty tylenol
monsters inc was a warning not an instruction manual
August 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
monsters inc was a warning not an instruction manual
but can the kwisatz haderach see why kids love melange toast crunch
August 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
but can the kwisatz haderach see why kids love melange toast crunch
He made me an offer I couldn’t refuse (money)
August 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
He made me an offer I couldn’t refuse (money)
hello muddah
hello faddah
here i am at
intifada
hello faddah
here i am at
intifada
August 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
hello muddah
hello faddah
here i am at
intifada
hello faddah
here i am at
intifada
stay gold pony folx
July 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
stay gold pony folx
New name for Irish comedian: Mann O’Laughin
July 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
New name for Irish comedian: Mann O’Laughin
I was the class clown until I was prescribed ritalin for my riddlin
July 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I was the class clown until I was prescribed ritalin for my riddlin
My jokes kill so much they charged me with mans laughter
June 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
My jokes kill so much they charged me with mans laughter
William Shatner? William hardly know er
March 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
William Shatner? William hardly know er
Tutti frutti, ennui
March 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Tutti frutti, ennui
Me: yeah I have seasonal depression
Also me:
Also me:
March 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Me: yeah I have seasonal depression
Also me:
Also me:
Icarus fell due to DEI. Rest assured, Tesla’s new wax ship destined for the sun is still perfectly safe.
March 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Icarus fell due to DEI. Rest assured, Tesla’s new wax ship destined for the sun is still perfectly safe.
The problem with Icarus is he didn’t have enough confidence. Unlike me.
March 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The problem with Icarus is he didn’t have enough confidence. Unlike me.
Reposted by a¢ab rocky
ma’am this is the fbi your husband has gone to gitmo
to git mo’ wendys!
unfortunately he was later indefinitely detained on suspicion of terrorism
to git mo’ wendys!
unfortunately he was later indefinitely detained on suspicion of terrorism
November 10, 2024 at 12:46 AM
ma’am this is the fbi your husband has gone to gitmo
to git mo’ wendys!
unfortunately he was later indefinitely detained on suspicion of terrorism
to git mo’ wendys!
unfortunately he was later indefinitely detained on suspicion of terrorism
No one ever asks scooby doo how are you
March 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
No one ever asks scooby doo how are you
Pollo Ralph Lauren
March 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Pollo Ralph Lauren
Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the gotdang door?
March 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the gotdang door?
You have a dishonorable discharge? You should probably go see a doctor.
March 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
You have a dishonorable discharge? You should probably go see a doctor.
I didn’t realize how derivative Lion King was until I re-read Hamlet and got to the part where Rosencrantz and Guildenstern dress in drag and do the hula
February 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I didn’t realize how derivative Lion King was until I re-read Hamlet and got to the part where Rosencrantz and Guildenstern dress in drag and do the hula
Yes I do engage in mutual aid (tipping on DoorDash)
February 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Yes I do engage in mutual aid (tipping on DoorDash)
cranking 30-50 feral hogs
February 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
cranking 30-50 feral hogs