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if that’s a crime the board of Dunkin’ is going down on RICO charges amirite
October 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Blame it on the ty ty ty ty ty tylenol
September 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
monsters inc was a warning not an instruction manual
August 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
but can the kwisatz haderach see why kids love melange toast crunch
August 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
He made me an offer I couldn’t refuse (money)
August 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
hello muddah
hello faddah
here i am at
intifada
August 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
super mario ilyad
July 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
stay gold pony folx
July 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
New name for Irish comedian: Mann O’Laughin
July 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I was the class clown until I was prescribed ritalin for my riddlin
July 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My jokes kill so much they charged me with mans laughter
June 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
pod damn America
April 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
William Shatner? William hardly know er
March 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Tutti frutti, ennui
March 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Me: yeah I have seasonal depression

Also me:
March 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Icarus fell due to DEI. Rest assured, Tesla’s new wax ship destined for the sun is still perfectly safe.
March 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The problem with Icarus is he didn’t have enough confidence. Unlike me.
March 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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ma’am this is the fbi your husband has gone to gitmo

to git mo’ wendys!

unfortunately he was later indefinitely detained on suspicion of terrorism
November 10, 2024 at 12:46 AM
No one ever asks scooby doo how are you
March 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Pollo Ralph Lauren
March 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the gotdang door?
March 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
You have a dishonorable discharge? You should probably go see a doctor.
March 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I didn’t realize how derivative Lion King was until I re-read Hamlet and got to the part where Rosencrantz and Guildenstern dress in drag and do the hula
February 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Yes I do engage in mutual aid (tipping on DoorDash)
February 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
cranking 30-50 feral hogs
February 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM