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Lucas
@darthsucc.bsky.social
My net worth is $6.23
Wait I’m back -
June 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I just want to be shredded and sexy and a nose job and clear skin and permanently done hair and clothes that all match and never having to cook for myself again is that too much to ask?
April 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Wow I need to clean my mirror what an original caption
March 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Hagoona matata
March 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Truer words couldn’t have been spoken Carl
March 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Today has a nefarious energy. I feel like something is scheming and plotting against me
March 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Good morning divas, tell me something exciting
March 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
@carlyraejepsen.gay better hope we don’t run into each other outside the local library or these hands are gonna start flyin
March 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hmm
March 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Not us screenshotting the same tok
March 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Hello!

I appreciate you reaching out and informing me of your learning styles. I unfortunately do not have a video on hand to indicate how large 7 inches is, but I can provide you with this visual representation of the hex code colour 2ae017

Please let me know how I can be of further assistance!
March 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Everything at work is going wrong today and I am INCHES from crashing out
March 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
TEA! Drag me
March 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Fighting the urge to thirst trap. The gay virus has taken hold
March 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
That’s enough for today
March 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
What do I make for dinner tn bloomfs?
March 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Ugh you’re so right
March 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Guys… help. I- I’m transforming
March 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
A glimpse into your twisted mind
March 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It’s happening
March 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
BOUTTA GO IN THE CAR WASH IM SO EXCITED
March 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It’s 9:34 and I’m already over it
March 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Get to see my man tn, I’m blushing
March 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Here is a yassified plankton edit 4 u
March 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It’s a slippery slope Carl
March 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM