Darth Simian
@darthsimian.bsky.social
Farceur & Raconteur - AKA Reverend Doug
this's some of what democracy looks like
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
this's some of what democracy looks like
"If they would stop doing fascist stuff, we'd stop calling them fascists, and they could stop whining about it."
Agreed. 😎
Agreed. 😎
September 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"If they would stop doing fascist stuff, we'd stop calling them fascists, and they could stop whining about it."
Agreed. 😎
Agreed. 😎
the kids are outnumbered
"In 2035, senior citizens will outnumber children under 18 for the first time in the history of the U.S.A."
www.darthsimian.com/2025/09/kids...
"In 2035, senior citizens will outnumber children under 18 for the first time in the history of the U.S.A."
www.darthsimian.com/2025/09/kids...
kids are becoming outnumbered
"In 2035, senior citizens will outnumber children under 18 for the first time in the history of the U.S.A." That statement is True, based on...
www.darthsimian.com
September 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
the kids are outnumbered
"In 2035, senior citizens will outnumber children under 18 for the first time in the history of the U.S.A."
www.darthsimian.com/2025/09/kids...
"In 2035, senior citizens will outnumber children under 18 for the first time in the history of the U.S.A."
www.darthsimian.com/2025/09/kids...
use the ballot, not the bullet
September 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
use the ballot, not the bullet
"i saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast. i guess it was some kind of millennial falcon."
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September 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"i saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast. i guess it was some kind of millennial falcon."
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doctors i trust more than RFK jr -
Dr. Spock
Dr. Pepper
Doc Martens
Dr. Seuss
Dr. Scholl
Doctor Who
"
🥸
doctors i trust more than RFK jr -
Dr. Spock
Dr. Pepper
Doc Martens
Dr. Seuss
Dr. Scholl
Doctor Who
"
🥸
September 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"
doctors i trust more than RFK jr -
Dr. Spock
Dr. Pepper
Doc Martens
Dr. Seuss
Dr. Scholl
Doctor Who
"
🥸
doctors i trust more than RFK jr -
Dr. Spock
Dr. Pepper
Doc Martens
Dr. Seuss
Dr. Scholl
Doctor Who
"
🥸
"It's weird living in the Information Age and Dark Age at the same time."
September 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"It's weird living in the Information Age and Dark Age at the same time."
a god is needed
to justify their injustices
to justify their injustices
August 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
a god is needed
to justify their injustices
to justify their injustices
i think, so long as we're divided, we're conquered
August 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i think, so long as we're divided, we're conquered
some people around my area are saying things like,
"but i didn't vote for THIS"
🐂💩
you did.
this's all you, winner.
"but i didn't vote for THIS"
🐂💩
you did.
this's all you, winner.
August 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
some people around my area are saying things like,
"but i didn't vote for THIS"
🐂💩
you did.
this's all you, winner.
"but i didn't vote for THIS"
🐂💩
you did.
this's all you, winner.
cosmic spelunking
spacetime's reaction to mass
it's hard on my joints
spacetime's reaction to mass
it's hard on my joints
June 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
cosmic spelunking
spacetime's reaction to mass
it's hard on my joints
spacetime's reaction to mass
it's hard on my joints
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That was about insurrection. This is about rights protection.
June 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
That was about insurrection. This is about rights protection.
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The resemblance is spot on.
Newsom Just Trolled Trump Hard With Video Of Emperor Palpatine's Voice Reciting Truth Social Post
The resemblance is uncanny.
www.comicsands.com
June 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The resemblance is spot on.
www.hughmanatee.club/2025/05/the-...
Are we all sharing the same electron that is moving infinitely fast across the full extent of time in all directions?
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Are we all sharing the same electron that is moving infinitely fast across the full extent of time in all directions?
🤯
May 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
www.hughmanatee.club/2025/05/the-...
Are we all sharing the same electron that is moving infinitely fast across the full extent of time in all directions?
🤯
Are we all sharing the same electron that is moving infinitely fast across the full extent of time in all directions?
🤯
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UP FIRST: A whistleblower who works at NLRB says that DOGE may have taken sensitive labor data. And, the Trump administration froze over $2 billion for Harvard after it rejected demands.
Whistleblower says DOGE took sensitive data. And, Harvard rejects Trump's demands
A whistleblower who works at NLRB says that DOGE may have taken sensitive labor data. And, the Trump administration froze over $2 billion for Harvard after it rejected demands.
www.npr.org
April 15, 2025 at 11:25 AM
UP FIRST: A whistleblower who works at NLRB says that DOGE may have taken sensitive labor data. And, the Trump administration froze over $2 billion for Harvard after it rejected demands.
20 Lessons on Tyranny: by Timothy Snyder / read by John Lithgow
YouTube video by PoliticsGirl
youtu.be
April 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
loop me in comrades
March 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
loop me in comrades
March 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
the so-called party of
law & order
is ignoring
law's orders
gaslit much?
law & order
is ignoring
law's orders
gaslit much?
March 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
the so-called party of
law & order
is ignoring
law's orders
gaslit much?
law & order
is ignoring
law's orders
gaslit much?
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robot becomes self-aware
robot becomes self-aware
March 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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robot becomes self-aware
robot becomes self-aware
building an autocracy requires cooperation
February 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
building an autocracy requires cooperation