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Darthpoopsie
@darthpoopsie.bsky.social
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Just a simple orb, trying to make his way in the universe
Lazy nonbinary (he/they)
#BlackLivesMatter forever
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"Sir, another mouth has sucked your cock"
An aid whispering to george w bush except with bill clintons head superimposed over gwb's face
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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There better be a mamdani/spider-man crissover like the obama one
Cover for Amazing Spider-Man #583. It features a prominent portrait of obama giving a thumbs up. Spidey is hanging upside-down behind him with a camera saying, "hey! If you get to be on my cover, can I be on the dollar bill?"
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Spidey and Daredevil hanging out on a rooftop. They having a conversation together: DD: I'm fine, Spider-Man S: Yeah, i know...i just figured i'd hang around a li'l while. Happy new year, dude DD: ... happy new year, peter. May we all find .ore than we lose.
October 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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The tegaderm makes it wrinkly but in love with it
A tattoo of an x-wing with dark green wing markings
September 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Dr Cornelius Evazan from A New Hope holding an SE-14R blaster pistol
September 7, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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September 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Norman Osborne waking up from a dead sleep proclaiming, "I AM THE GOBLIN!" withe specter of the green goblin be hind him
September 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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The tiny alien in the head of a decpy human mech from Men in Black
August 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Ugh
A page from Amazing Fantasy #1000. Its a six panel spread of spidey talking to himself (in a multiversal way...its complicated). He says, "You get it right? I mean, uncle ben dies because of me and i know i have to be a better man. And i try--i really do--but it's not enough to save my first love...so i decide i have to be something greater than that. I get busy doing the right thing--saving lives, fighting crime, being a relentless force for good. I believe if i try enough...that would change my life. That it would change me. But that wasnt the thing that did that. I met an amazing woman--fell undeniably head over heels in love with her--and i thought...this was it. When i'm with her, everything is okay. But then i screwed that up too. And aunt may got sick, and it turns out my best friend actually wasnt. And on and on and on... One step forward, two steps back. All the time. Every single day. I never win. And i'm just not sure how much longer i can take it." Spider-Man, with a ripped mask, saying, "Having a tough day. Week. Month. Year. Life."
August 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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My personal favorite is the vader parallel as he duels obi-wan and ahsoka. Really drives home luke was truly the only one who was ever gonna reach anakin
Vader with the left side of his mask broken from Obi-wan Kenobi Vader with the right side of his mask broken by ahsoka in rebels
August 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Margot Robbie as Barbie saying "I dont control the railways ir the flow of commerce!"
August 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I love comics lol
A panel from Marvel Team-Up #52. It shows spidey changing back into peter parker clothing. The caption box on the bottom says, "--followed by a fast clothes-change in a darkend stairwell, from friendly neighborhood spider-man to financially persecuted--[peter parker]" A panel from Marvel Team-Up #52. It shows Captain America and Spider-Man swimming in the water with a fire burning in the distance. Cap thinks to himself, "And so it ends. If only the Falcon's insanity could be cured as easily as this--but some problems can't be solved with a simple explosion. Some crises just can't be blown away!"
August 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Gambit from X-Men 97. He says, "The name is Gambit, mon ami. Remember it."
August 10, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Hermes from Futurama about to jump of a building. Bender yells from the ground, "Do a flip!"
August 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Today was actually the worst
Spider-Man talking about how for every step forward in his life, it takes 2 steps back
August 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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This is nothing but fuck if im not stoked. Very excited to see if the go for a more classic spidey suit. I know they wont (because toys) but the end suit from no way home was perfect, i hope/wish they use it for a bit
Tom Holland's Spider-Man in the classic red and blue spidey suit
August 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Sorry to celebrity post but this is an incredibly jack kirby-ass answer lol. And a perfect one coming from the things actor
July 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Peter Parker, ordering a cheeseburger, well done, on rye bread, with a glass of milk
July 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Luke Skywalker, pouring a glass of blue milk, looks up at his Uncle Owen
July 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Cover for Amazing Spider-Man #39 It features Green Goblin dragging Peter through the new york streets. Peter's clothes are torn, revealing his spidey costume underneath
July 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Powdered Toast Man!
A nearly nude Powdered Toast Man stand in front of ren and stimpy
July 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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(Its really impossible for me to choose)
A screenshot from Star Wars Rebels depicting a standoff between obi-wan and maul before their final duel. Its a dark and starry tattooine night
June 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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LIVE FROM THE DNC:
NYC mayoral candidate from Amazing Spider-Man. He decrying, "society today is at war, do you hear? We're at war with the left-wing anarchists who are trying to destroy this great, proud nation of ours!"
June 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Star wars really testing my patience with this incomplete map shit
(Im just salty that the sector that the campaign i run is currently set in is STILL CANON BUT ABSENT FROM THEIR OFFICIAL MAP)
A more complete galaxy map of the star wars galaxy.
June 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM