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Parent, professional cynic, crazy cat lady, retired activist
It CAN Happen Here:
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Gender: Depends on the situation (seems "curmudgeon" is gender specific 🤯)
Parent, professional cynic, crazy cat lady, retired activist
It CAN Happen Here:
#CanPoli
#NeverPoilievre
#NeverVoteConservative
#NEVER51 🇨🇦
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Aside from the fact the whole "adults in parliament" ship sailed somewhere between "Fuddle Duddle" and "Quiet Down Baby", I don't know how the average Canadian will feel about having an election every six months
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Aside from the fact the whole "adults in parliament" ship sailed somewhere between "Fuddle Duddle" and "Quiet Down Baby", I don't know how the average Canadian will feel about having an election every six months
"Hey grandpa, cool tattoo
Those Cassowary?
Oh, Ostriches... Really?
But why are the birds staring at a golf ball"
Those Cassowary?
Oh, Ostriches... Really?
But why are the birds staring at a golf ball"
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"Hey grandpa, cool tattoo
Those Cassowary?
Oh, Ostriches... Really?
But why are the birds staring at a golf ball"
Those Cassowary?
Oh, Ostriches... Really?
But why are the birds staring at a golf ball"
Should we take up a collection for the CFIA Ninjas who are probably bring hunted by these nut bars?
Reporter> Can you tell us why you're in WitSec?
"I beat up 500 people then ratted out my boss"
"I'm an Enron accountant"
"I witnessed a violent mass killing"
"I.... umm... Yeah, I shot an Ostrich"
Reporter> Can you tell us why you're in WitSec?
"I beat up 500 people then ratted out my boss"
"I'm an Enron accountant"
"I witnessed a violent mass killing"
"I.... umm... Yeah, I shot an Ostrich"
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Should we take up a collection for the CFIA Ninjas who are probably bring hunted by these nut bars?
Reporter> Can you tell us why you're in WitSec?
"I beat up 500 people then ratted out my boss"
"I'm an Enron accountant"
"I witnessed a violent mass killing"
"I.... umm... Yeah, I shot an Ostrich"
Reporter> Can you tell us why you're in WitSec?
"I beat up 500 people then ratted out my boss"
"I'm an Enron accountant"
"I witnessed a violent mass killing"
"I.... umm... Yeah, I shot an Ostrich"
Of course they do.
That was one of their arguments to CFIA
Ostriches are Red Meat, so the poultry rules shouldn't apply.
I'm sure they've misappropriated some pretend ritual attributed to an obscure "Tribe", and beg forgiveness of the animal's spirit
... before tossing it on the BBQ
That was one of their arguments to CFIA
Ostriches are Red Meat, so the poultry rules shouldn't apply.
I'm sure they've misappropriated some pretend ritual attributed to an obscure "Tribe", and beg forgiveness of the animal's spirit
... before tossing it on the BBQ
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Of course they do.
That was one of their arguments to CFIA
Ostriches are Red Meat, so the poultry rules shouldn't apply.
I'm sure they've misappropriated some pretend ritual attributed to an obscure "Tribe", and beg forgiveness of the animal's spirit
... before tossing it on the BBQ
That was one of their arguments to CFIA
Ostriches are Red Meat, so the poultry rules shouldn't apply.
I'm sure they've misappropriated some pretend ritual attributed to an obscure "Tribe", and beg forgiveness of the animal's spirit
... before tossing it on the BBQ
These clowns have left a trail of bad debts going back years
... hundreds of thousands of dollars worth
They have turned this circus into Grifters Paradise, so yeah, I'm pretty sure the begging for donations (that they won't use to pay back debts) will continue
... hundreds of thousands of dollars worth
They have turned this circus into Grifters Paradise, so yeah, I'm pretty sure the begging for donations (that they won't use to pay back debts) will continue
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
These clowns have left a trail of bad debts going back years
... hundreds of thousands of dollars worth
They have turned this circus into Grifters Paradise, so yeah, I'm pretty sure the begging for donations (that they won't use to pay back debts) will continue
... hundreds of thousands of dollars worth
They have turned this circus into Grifters Paradise, so yeah, I'm pretty sure the begging for donations (that they won't use to pay back debts) will continue
Oh that is lovely. 😂
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Oh that is lovely. 😂
Just when we think he can't get any worse, Dougie says "hold my $1 beer" and just lowers the bar
Something has gone very wrong with some regional forces (earning the moniker Town Clowns was no accident)
Parts of the OPP are apparently worse
Cops look to their leadership
so it's GIGO situation
Something has gone very wrong with some regional forces (earning the moniker Town Clowns was no accident)
Parts of the OPP are apparently worse
Cops look to their leadership
so it's GIGO situation
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Just when we think he can't get any worse, Dougie says "hold my $1 beer" and just lowers the bar
Something has gone very wrong with some regional forces (earning the moniker Town Clowns was no accident)
Parts of the OPP are apparently worse
Cops look to their leadership
so it's GIGO situation
Something has gone very wrong with some regional forces (earning the moniker Town Clowns was no accident)
Parts of the OPP are apparently worse
Cops look to their leadership
so it's GIGO situation
I think bat's are amazing❤️
— but I have an (almost) completely irrational phobia of being too close (after a couple of bad experiences)
Bats at eye level = back away slowly, grab some binoculars
(Now if that had been cluster of tent caterpillars, I'd be backing away & reaching for a blowtorch)
— but I have an (almost) completely irrational phobia of being too close (after a couple of bad experiences)
Bats at eye level = back away slowly, grab some binoculars
(Now if that had been cluster of tent caterpillars, I'd be backing away & reaching for a blowtorch)
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I think bat's are amazing❤️
— but I have an (almost) completely irrational phobia of being too close (after a couple of bad experiences)
Bats at eye level = back away slowly, grab some binoculars
(Now if that had been cluster of tent caterpillars, I'd be backing away & reaching for a blowtorch)
— but I have an (almost) completely irrational phobia of being too close (after a couple of bad experiences)
Bats at eye level = back away slowly, grab some binoculars
(Now if that had been cluster of tent caterpillars, I'd be backing away & reaching for a blowtorch)
"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them.
Women are afraid that men will kill them."
Women are afraid that men will kill them."
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them.
Women are afraid that men will kill them."
Women are afraid that men will kill them."
Trump University subcontractor The Door Dash School of Economics
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Trump University subcontractor The Door Dash School of Economics
"Divine Providence"?
I'm sure we can all agree that Bannon has always walked the fine line between Fox News level "normal" and Alex Jones level "batshit".. but seriously?
Damage control for a group of indoctrinated cultists by encouraging idolatry
Lovely.
What could go wrong
I'm sure we can all agree that Bannon has always walked the fine line between Fox News level "normal" and Alex Jones level "batshit".. but seriously?
Damage control for a group of indoctrinated cultists by encouraging idolatry
Lovely.
What could go wrong
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"Divine Providence"?
I'm sure we can all agree that Bannon has always walked the fine line between Fox News level "normal" and Alex Jones level "batshit".. but seriously?
Damage control for a group of indoctrinated cultists by encouraging idolatry
Lovely.
What could go wrong
I'm sure we can all agree that Bannon has always walked the fine line between Fox News level "normal" and Alex Jones level "batshit".. but seriously?
Damage control for a group of indoctrinated cultists by encouraging idolatry
Lovely.
What could go wrong
I haven't seen the night sky since three days before the last Supermoon
There's some force in the universe that decided we simply aren't allowed see anything exciting in the sky...oh
... Ummmm
I do live in what's considered a UFO hotspot.....
#ConspiraciesRUs
There's some force in the universe that decided we simply aren't allowed see anything exciting in the sky...oh
... Ummmm
I do live in what's considered a UFO hotspot.....
#ConspiraciesRUs
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I haven't seen the night sky since three days before the last Supermoon
There's some force in the universe that decided we simply aren't allowed see anything exciting in the sky...oh
... Ummmm
I do live in what's considered a UFO hotspot.....
#ConspiraciesRUs
There's some force in the universe that decided we simply aren't allowed see anything exciting in the sky...oh
... Ummmm
I do live in what's considered a UFO hotspot.....
#ConspiraciesRUs
They were able to track the stolen bus because the driver kept being courteous to other vehicles
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
They were able to track the stolen bus because the driver kept being courteous to other vehicles
Need to go find out what he said word for word
He was talking about groceries, but was there a pause or period between that and that statement?
Did his mind wander off? Was he really still on food? Had he switched over to stock prices and insider trading?
He was talking about groceries, but was there a pause or period between that and that statement?
Did his mind wander off? Was he really still on food? Had he switched over to stock prices and insider trading?
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Need to go find out what he said word for word
He was talking about groceries, but was there a pause or period between that and that statement?
Did his mind wander off? Was he really still on food? Had he switched over to stock prices and insider trading?
He was talking about groceries, but was there a pause or period between that and that statement?
Did his mind wander off? Was he really still on food? Had he switched over to stock prices and insider trading?
What do you do when your Facist leader just isn't quite racist enough...
He'll just say he was misquoted, or the (live) broadcast was edited
He'll just say he was misquoted, or the (live) broadcast was edited
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
What do you do when your Facist leader just isn't quite racist enough...
He'll just say he was misquoted, or the (live) broadcast was edited
He'll just say he was misquoted, or the (live) broadcast was edited
In his mind, he didn't.
xxxxxx
I cannot be the only one so utterly tired of seeing the Anti-Ivory Girl lie so easily.
Unlike Mike, who just looks like he's waking up from a coma, she smiles, chitters on like one of Hell's cheerleaders, and let's it all roll off her like swamp water off a Python
xxxxxx
I cannot be the only one so utterly tired of seeing the Anti-Ivory Girl lie so easily.
Unlike Mike, who just looks like he's waking up from a coma, she smiles, chitters on like one of Hell's cheerleaders, and let's it all roll off her like swamp water off a Python
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
In his mind, he didn't.
xxxxxx
I cannot be the only one so utterly tired of seeing the Anti-Ivory Girl lie so easily.
Unlike Mike, who just looks like he's waking up from a coma, she smiles, chitters on like one of Hell's cheerleaders, and let's it all roll off her like swamp water off a Python
xxxxxx
I cannot be the only one so utterly tired of seeing the Anti-Ivory Girl lie so easily.
Unlike Mike, who just looks like he's waking up from a coma, she smiles, chitters on like one of Hell's cheerleaders, and let's it all roll off her like swamp water off a Python
Those 916 people ARE the economy
They control the wealth of your nation, therefore they dictate the terms that allows the status quo
Emperor, Queen, Landholder, Industry Baron, President
-the song remains the same
It's not about money, it's about what money buys, *Power*
You don't give that away
They control the wealth of your nation, therefore they dictate the terms that allows the status quo
Emperor, Queen, Landholder, Industry Baron, President
-the song remains the same
It's not about money, it's about what money buys, *Power*
You don't give that away
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Those 916 people ARE the economy
They control the wealth of your nation, therefore they dictate the terms that allows the status quo
Emperor, Queen, Landholder, Industry Baron, President
-the song remains the same
It's not about money, it's about what money buys, *Power*
You don't give that away
They control the wealth of your nation, therefore they dictate the terms that allows the status quo
Emperor, Queen, Landholder, Industry Baron, President
-the song remains the same
It's not about money, it's about what money buys, *Power*
You don't give that away
This is enjoyable (for Canadians)
Never mind the idiotic tangent... Watch Carney's body language
www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
Never mind the idiotic tangent... Watch Carney's body language
www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
Trump asked about Canadians who are refusing to come to the U.S.
U.S. President Donald Trump, sitting alongside Prime Minister Mark Carney, was asked about a decline in Canadian travel south of the border and said that ‘Americans don’t want to buy cars that are mad...
www.cbc.ca
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This is enjoyable (for Canadians)
Never mind the idiotic tangent... Watch Carney's body language
www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
Never mind the idiotic tangent... Watch Carney's body language
www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
Remember the good old days when Corruption was shocking, horrifying, and *not* something to be proud of?
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Remember the good old days when Corruption was shocking, horrifying, and *not* something to be proud of?
He's basically declared war >unilaterally< on a Sovereign Nation
- and no one seems to care
That'll change the second he takes out a boat from a country that has the power, or backing, to retaliate
Try that shit on 🇨🇦/🇩🇰/🇨🇺, and see how fast he learns the rest of the planet still has Alliances
- and no one seems to care
That'll change the second he takes out a boat from a country that has the power, or backing, to retaliate
Try that shit on 🇨🇦/🇩🇰/🇨🇺, and see how fast he learns the rest of the planet still has Alliances
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
He's basically declared war >unilaterally< on a Sovereign Nation
- and no one seems to care
That'll change the second he takes out a boat from a country that has the power, or backing, to retaliate
Try that shit on 🇨🇦/🇩🇰/🇨🇺, and see how fast he learns the rest of the planet still has Alliances
- and no one seems to care
That'll change the second he takes out a boat from a country that has the power, or backing, to retaliate
Try that shit on 🇨🇦/🇩🇰/🇨🇺, and see how fast he learns the rest of the planet still has Alliances
My phobia is leaking.
...We've wandering into serious "Nope" territory here 🫣
...We've wandering into serious "Nope" territory here 🫣
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
My phobia is leaking.
...We've wandering into serious "Nope" territory here 🫣
...We've wandering into serious "Nope" territory here 🫣