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DarthEnel
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22 F. Homestuck gooning captions. Minors DNI. discord - darthenel for requests/suggestions/chat/removal. Art used isn't mine - Artists credited in replies to each post. Currently taking commissions.
Can't spend 5 minutes in an Earth-C gym without seeing a poster like this! I complained to the lady at the front desk and she made a joke about "Fitness dick in your mouth".

They still got me to buy the year membership with those discounts...

#homestuck #homesmut #nsfw #gooning
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It seems during NNN that even your magazine subscriptions are out to get you.

Though a porn magazine based on the animal girls of Earth-C sounds like a good idea, it starts to run out of steam once you've done Jade and Nepeta, and no one wanted to buy the Jasprosesprite edition.
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Time flies when you're having fun huh? And when you can't cum, the fun never stops!

Better look out for the side effects of relentless arousal! You might start leaking and never be able to stop! Or it could start to affect your vision...

#homestuck #homesmut #nsfw #gooning #nnn
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Rosemary is a shrodinger's loser relationship to me because until I start writing, either girl could be the one getting fucked over.

I guess it was Rose's mistake to do locktober with a girl who has a chastity fetch-modus

#homestuck #homesmut #nsfw #gooning #chastity
November 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Had a few things on my mind recently, including chastity, Rosemary, and fun relationship dynamics.

Fun fact: This poster increased Rose's patient load by 35%, while decreasing her patients' loads by over 90%!

#homestuck #homesmut #nsfw #gooning #chastity
November 2, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Gonna try and post a lot this month as part of a NNN thing without it being too focused on that.

Anyway here’s some rosemary ntr

#homestuck #homesmut #nsfw #gooning #cheating

Sent from my iPhone
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
What's scarier than halloween? No cumming for an entire month! Now you can still stroke, edge and leak as much as you like, just no cumming!

You can survive a measly month, right?...

#homestuck #homesmut #nsfw #gooning #nnn #nonotnovember
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I know that No Nut November might sound scary to some of you jerk-off junkies, but it's super fun! You get to spend an entire month in agonising arousal, touching and edging while never getting that sweet sweet release!

#homestuck #homesmut #nsfw #gooning #nnn #nonutnovember
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Huge round of applause to all the lovely losers- I mean *winners* who survived locktober this year! If that's you, please fill in this certificate and show off your achievement!

Credit: @/admiralexclipse.bsky.social

#homestuck #homesmut #nsfw #gooning #locktober
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ran a poll on Twitter and as luck would have it, Vriska managed to be the focus. Seems she's found an alternative source of income, I guess treasure hunting doesn't pay the bills.

#homestuck #homesmut #nsfw #gooning
September 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It is your solemn duty as a gooner to goon to anything I post.

Now fulfill your purpose and waste your life drooling and edging over any curve that graces your screen while your peers live real lives.

Your Sex = Hand Sex
Their Sex = Real Sex

#nsfw #gooning #starwars
July 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I guess they have different content guidelines on Alternia if she's allowed to post this stuff

Too bad you guys don't have access to this legally distinct social media app...

#homestuck #homesmut #nsfw #gooning
July 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Damn I didn't know they were still making these

#homestuck #homesmut #nsfw #gooning
July 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Your name is DARTHENEL. It is your BIRTHDAY. You are 22 YEARS OLD. You run a HOMESTUCK GOONING ACCOUNT on twitter with too many FOLLOWERS. They are all going to EDGE 22 TIMES because you said so.

#homestuck #homesmut #gooning #nsfw
July 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Happy Pride Month, get ready to screenshot!

There are 7 different sets of tasks for you to complete. You're done once you've got all 7. You could be here for a while if your timing is weak!

Once you've collected them all, you're free to cum!
June 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Even royalty-to-be can't keep themselves off your tinder matches. Think you could tame this heiress, or will you and your wallet end up victims of her 2x3dent?

#homestuck #homesmut #nsfw #gooning
April 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Some blacked edit commissions I did recently. Twitter poll showed a lot of interest in seeing them, so maybe the freaks on bluesky will like them too!

And if you don't then make sure to rant in the comments and I will totally read it!

#homestuck #homesmut #gooning #nsfw #blacked #blackedhentai
April 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I keep forgetting to post here so lets start with this year's April Fool's Day post! Was it close enough to the last HS:BC update to be relevant? Probably not!
April 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Anyone else play this Alternian classic growing up? Maybe you were too busy gripping a different 'joystick' to get past the first level. I just hope the localisers haven't censored all the good bits!

#homesmut
December 1, 2024 at 10:09 PM
(Jade: Flash Battlefield)

It's ok guys! Jade isn't dead, she just got fucked senseless! Though based on how she was flashing her ass, it's 100% just~

#homesmut
November 12, 2024 at 9:09 PM
This one I actually rendered as a video, so I can post it here!

April Fools post from 2023, gave me a good excuse to work with something other than Homestuck stuff
November 10, 2024 at 9:43 PM
(Wallpaper commission)
November 1, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Some old foot focused censors from twitter. Some like the censors to hide the feet, some like them to focus on the feet. I think its important to appreciate both kinds. After all, censors aren't exactly about getting what you want...

#homesmut
October 26, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Wonder what Terezi was up to during the epilogues? Well IDK cus I didn't read them, but I'm sure it was probably something like this! Warning: Things can get freaky out on the furthest ring
(/aco/ request, had a lot of fun making this one)

#homesmut
October 19, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Welcome back! I'm pleased to present you all with the long awaited FUCHSIAD: VOLUME 2, featuring Roxy Lalonde and The Condesce herself! Feast your eyes upon HD-4K mindbreaking degeneracy! Watch Roxy transform from booze-drunk rogue to cum-drunk toy!

#homesmut
October 19, 2024 at 12:48 AM