Darth Clarth
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It's sad and depressing to think that you haven't just tried the obvious and simple way to resolve this issue with your husband which is to buy yourself some earplugs.
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It's sad and depressing to think that you haven't just tried the obvious and simple way to resolve this issue with your husband which is to buy yourself some earplugs.
The coworker missed you and is projecting onto the fish.
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 AM
The coworker missed you and is projecting onto the fish.
Yeah great. Except nobody ever had to replace their tape heads, ever, because of this, did they? And all of our tapes were just fine.
Did you know drinking coca cola with a mouthful of popping candy makes your head explode? All those dead kids, it was on the news and everything!
Did you know drinking coca cola with a mouthful of popping candy makes your head explode? All those dead kids, it was on the news and everything!
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Yeah great. Except nobody ever had to replace their tape heads, ever, because of this, did they? And all of our tapes were just fine.
Did you know drinking coca cola with a mouthful of popping candy makes your head explode? All those dead kids, it was on the news and everything!
Did you know drinking coca cola with a mouthful of popping candy makes your head explode? All those dead kids, it was on the news and everything!
Cutting edge thoughts going on over here
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Cutting edge thoughts going on over here
Weren't they making a movie of this back in the early eighties? Just checked IMDB and it's STILL not out yet, production delays apparently...
October 29, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Weren't they making a movie of this back in the early eighties? Just checked IMDB and it's STILL not out yet, production delays apparently...
Bananas used to taste like that.
October 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Bananas used to taste like that.
Would you reconsider? I'll give you £3.50 for them.
October 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Would you reconsider? I'll give you £3.50 for them.
"Nyoooorrr" = "That would be an ecumenical matter"
October 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
"Nyoooorrr" = "That would be an ecumenical matter"
How are you drying them?
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
How are you drying them?
Went to the doctors for a Checkup. He said "can you come back in tomorrow so we can do a urine test".
So that night I peed into a jar and bought it in with me the next day. Doctor: "No, a HEARING test"
So that night I peed into a jar and bought it in with me the next day. Doctor: "No, a HEARING test"
October 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Went to the doctors for a Checkup. He said "can you come back in tomorrow so we can do a urine test".
So that night I peed into a jar and bought it in with me the next day. Doctor: "No, a HEARING test"
So that night I peed into a jar and bought it in with me the next day. Doctor: "No, a HEARING test"
Just need it to be rolling down towards Indiana Jones to top it off
October 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Just need it to be rolling down towards Indiana Jones to top it off
It wasn't a list of requirements, they were examples of typical traits
October 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
It wasn't a list of requirements, they were examples of typical traits
Maybe you should put an england flag next to your name to show... Oh wait, hang on, never mind.
October 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Maybe you should put an england flag next to your name to show... Oh wait, hang on, never mind.
The bottom half of his hat falls down exposing his forehead penis
October 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The bottom half of his hat falls down exposing his forehead penis
Oh, hang on, I forgot, I did take loads of drugs.
October 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Oh, hang on, I forgot, I did take loads of drugs.
It's not necessarily the drugs. There's loads of stuff I don't remember, and I never took any drugs.
October 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It's not necessarily the drugs. There's loads of stuff I don't remember, and I never took any drugs.
Mine were really half-arsed. Stood around looking bored and mumbled about some vague generic s&m type stuff the fucked off back to wherever. Mind you, I did solve it late on a Friday afternoon so they probably just wanted to knock off early for the weekend.
October 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Mine were really half-arsed. Stood around looking bored and mumbled about some vague generic s&m type stuff the fucked off back to wherever. Mind you, I did solve it late on a Friday afternoon so they probably just wanted to knock off early for the weekend.
*So* much of it is about ego. "Everyone look at me"
October 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
*So* much of it is about ego. "Everyone look at me"
Why the fuck would anyone want to simulate this shite?
October 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Why the fuck would anyone want to simulate this shite?
Thank god it's finally here, needed a break from drinktember.
October 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Thank god it's finally here, needed a break from drinktember.