darthburkie.bsky.social
@darthburkie.bsky.social
“Sleep easy, citizens”
February 2, 2026 at 4:18 AM
“Sleep easy, citizens”
And he shit his pants in the Oval
February 2, 2026 at 3:49 AM
And he shit his pants in the Oval
He has to keep his sugar momma employed
February 2, 2026 at 3:47 AM
He has to keep his sugar momma employed
She should tour w/NiN
February 2, 2026 at 3:45 AM
She should tour w/NiN
I just hope he didn’t come home with measles
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I just hope he didn’t come home with measles
It’s a city, where does he think the snow can go?
February 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
It’s a city, where does he think the snow can go?
Speed racing to the end
February 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Speed racing to the end
They aren’t going to dig themselves out before he dies
February 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
They aren’t going to dig themselves out before he dies
“Top. Men.”
February 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
“Top. Men.”
Trump is a reverse Midas; everything he touches turns to shit
February 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Trump is a reverse Midas; everything he touches turns to shit
I apologize. I thought you were explaining my joke back to me.
February 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I apologize. I thought you were explaining my joke back to me.
“If the Ayatollah can’t have Bart’s soul, no one can.”
February 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
“If the Ayatollah can’t have Bart’s soul, no one can.”
Same with the USA I guess
February 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Same with the USA I guess
Except he’s probably going to tear it down
February 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Except he’s probably going to tear it down
It’s hilarious she thinks she’s going to get elected
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
It’s hilarious she thinks she’s going to get elected
I’m sooooooo glad your paper told us how old Joe Biden was
February 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I’m sooooooo glad your paper told us how old Joe Biden was
This asshole’s going to tear it down, isn’t he?
February 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
This asshole’s going to tear it down, isn’t he?
Make sure to turn off touch/facial unlocks on all your devices
February 1, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Make sure to turn off touch/facial unlocks on all your devices
“I would protect kids….unless they were my own.”
February 1, 2026 at 9:41 PM
“I would protect kids….unless they were my own.”
Dropkick Murphy’s rewrote their song “Citizen CIA” to “Citizen ICE”.
The new lyrics are on the screen behind them.
youtu.be/PUj2pAIQA6c?...
The new lyrics are on the screen behind them.
youtu.be/PUj2pAIQA6c?...
Dropkick Murphys - Citizen I.C.E. - Paris - Adidas Arena - 15 novembre 2025
YouTube video by Vax69
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Dropkick Murphy’s rewrote their song “Citizen CIA” to “Citizen ICE”.
The new lyrics are on the screen behind them.
youtu.be/PUj2pAIQA6c?...
The new lyrics are on the screen behind them.
youtu.be/PUj2pAIQA6c?...
A shart, if you will
February 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
A shart, if you will