Darth Bluey
@darthbluey.bsky.social
Blue Heeler, Dark Lord of the Sith, and lover of a certain Sith Holocron chew toy.
Of course they wear masks because they know Nazism is unpopular with most Americans and they’re too cowardly to risk losing jobs and getting punched in the face.
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Of course they wear masks because they know Nazism is unpopular with most Americans and they’re too cowardly to risk losing jobs and getting punched in the face.
It could be worse—he could have offered a free root canal or something.
September 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It could be worse—he could have offered a free root canal or something.
The Dark Side is starting to look more like a centrist position these days.
September 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The Dark Side is starting to look more like a centrist position these days.
That’s one helluva ham sandwich!
August 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
That’s one helluva ham sandwich!
“…except him, that is.”
July 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“…except him, that is.”
Half of us hallucinate the current administration’s competence already.
July 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Half of us hallucinate the current administration’s competence already.
They spelled “Auschwitz” wrong.
July 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
They spelled “Auschwitz” wrong.
Trumpism is a cancer, metastasized and busily attacking the republic from within, so…
May 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Trumpism is a cancer, metastasized and busily attacking the republic from within, so…
My 6 year old knows head, shoulders, knees and toes. Frankly, I think he has more qualifications than she does.
May 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My 6 year old knows head, shoulders, knees and toes. Frankly, I think he has more qualifications than she does.
Taco Tuesday has more authenticity, culturally speaking.
May 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Taco Tuesday has more authenticity, culturally speaking.
How many takers will there be? If I blaze away at an unarmed kid’s back while he flees, I doubt I’ll want a lawyer from a Vichy law firm who specializes in M&A and drafting surrender documents.
May 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
How many takers will there be? If I blaze away at an unarmed kid’s back while he flees, I doubt I’ll want a lawyer from a Vichy law firm who specializes in M&A and drafting surrender documents.
I much preferred representing the accused in criminal cases. Substance abuse, mental health & childhood trauma are one thing. Adding sex, money, and kids? That’s a next-level kind of crazy.
May 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I much preferred representing the accused in criminal cases. Substance abuse, mental health & childhood trauma are one thing. Adding sex, money, and kids? That’s a next-level kind of crazy.
Family law hits different, bro.
May 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Family law hits different, bro.
Necromancy needs its day in the sun!
May 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Necromancy needs its day in the sun!
Reposted by Darth Bluey
1/29/24: “THIS IS THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET”
4/30/25: “This is Biden’s stock market”
4/30/25: “This is Biden’s stock market”
April 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
1/29/24: “THIS IS THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET”
4/30/25: “This is Biden’s stock market”
4/30/25: “This is Biden’s stock market”
It only paid dividends because his targets lack courage. Having no spine, they can only manage business on their knees.
If we could only harness the power generated by the Founding Fathers as they spin in their graves, we could have a cheap source of green energy!
If we could only harness the power generated by the Founding Fathers as they spin in their graves, we could have a cheap source of green energy!
April 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It only paid dividends because his targets lack courage. Having no spine, they can only manage business on their knees.
If we could only harness the power generated by the Founding Fathers as they spin in their graves, we could have a cheap source of green energy!
If we could only harness the power generated by the Founding Fathers as they spin in their graves, we could have a cheap source of green energy!
Jailing under civil contempt seems to be a better choice, since it can’t be pardoned and could, in theory, be tailored to increase the likelihood of compliance by giving the offending official the keys to their own cell.
April 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Jailing under civil contempt seems to be a better choice, since it can’t be pardoned and could, in theory, be tailored to increase the likelihood of compliance by giving the offending official the keys to their own cell.
I hope the driver has insurance. If he was under the influence, he probably won’t have it in the near future.
No one was hurt?
No one was hurt?
April 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I hope the driver has insurance. If he was under the influence, he probably won’t have it in the near future.
No one was hurt?
No one was hurt?
Where do they stand on orange make-up for old white men? Asking for a friend.
March 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Where do they stand on orange make-up for old white men? Asking for a friend.
There should be, beginning with Eisenhower-era tax rates at least until we have good roads, clean air & water, first-rate public schools, universal healthcare and a space program geared toward sending Elon to Mars. (If elected President, I will cut funding to bring him back though.)
March 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
There should be, beginning with Eisenhower-era tax rates at least until we have good roads, clean air & water, first-rate public schools, universal healthcare and a space program geared toward sending Elon to Mars. (If elected President, I will cut funding to bring him back though.)